Editing The Princess Nerd

{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Princess Nerd
|image = 
|level = 12
|update = {{TOCU|Winter 2014}}
|requirements = 
|characters = [[Ice Princess Martin]], [[Bart]], [[Milhouse]], [[Lisa]]
|optional = 
|previous = [[Fun At Your Expense]]
|next = 
|premium = yes
}}

'''The Princess Nerd'''  is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Winter 2014}} content update. It requires [[Ice Princess Martin]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Ice Princess Martin's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Lisa, I heard that this year's Christmas couch gag will honor my favorite movie of all time.}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon}}
{{TB|I've already got the beautiful dress that my favorite character wears.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|But Martin, the episode already aired! We already did the couch gag.}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I missed it? I'm devastated with disappointment!}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon}}
{{TB|But wearing this dress, I feel empowered as I never have before.}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon}}
{{TB|So I'm not going to hold on to my disappointment.}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I'm going to sing my song, and “Allow it to go away”}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ice Princess Martin Sing His Care Away|60 minutes}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|If the Ice Palace is not owned|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Will Ice Princess Martin really be able to get over his disappointment? Check out the Ice Palace to find out, available for a limited time!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

==== Original dialogue ====
The original dialogue for Pt. 1 is as follows:

{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Ice Princess Martin's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Lisa, I heard that this year's Christmas couch gag will honor my favorite movie of all time.}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon}}
{{TB|And I think that's great, because the couch gag is the most important part of the episode.}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon}}
{{TB|Sixty percent of the viewers change the channel after it's done.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Don't be silly. It's no more than fifty percent.}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon}}
{{TB|Anyway, I was wondering... could I be in the couch gag this year?}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I've already got the beautiful dress that my favorite character wears.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Sorry, Martin. Only Simpsons appear in the couch gag.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And as the heart and soul of the show, if anyone is going to portray one of America's favorite heroines, it's going to be me.}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm devastated with disappointment!}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon}}
{{TB|But wearing this dress, I feel empowered as I never have before.}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon}}
{{TB|So I'm not going to hold on to my disappointment.}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon}}
{{TB|I'm going to sing my song, and "Allow it to go away".}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ice Princess Martin Sing His Care Away|60 minutes}}|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|What beloved movie will be mocked in the Simpsons Christmas couch gag? Will you stay to watch the rest of the episode? Tune in to Fox, December 7, 8/7c, to find out!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|Requires the [[Ice Palace]] to be obtained|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After tapping on Ice Princess Martin's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|What a beautiful ice palace you have there, Martin.}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It’s amazing what you can build when you have a little self-confidence.}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon}}
{{TB|And it’s all thanks to my song: “Allow it to go away, allow it to go away, can’t detain it any additional time.”}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It’s catchy.}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon}}
{{TB|Well, we better check out the Ice Palace while we can.}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Even though it’s premium it’ll almost certainly melt with the spring update.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ice Princess Martin Show Lisa his Palace|12 hours|the [[Ice Palace]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Ice Princess Martin's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon}}
{{TB|I can't wait to show this dress off to Bart and Nelson. I bet they're hanging out at the Kwik-E-Mart with their friends Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney.}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon}}
{{TB|I'm sure their reactions will be delightful.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ice Princess Martin Show Off the Sparkles on His Dress|8 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Ice Princess Martin's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|Man, Martin is really looking for trouble with his princess dress and Ice Palace.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Not to mention his man-tiara.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|It’s an outrage to the non-sissy spirit of this country when a boy shows interest in a girl thing, no matter how good that thing is.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|We must ostracize him like we did to Wendell when we found him reading “Betty and Veronica” comics.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|No more playdates, school projects, or picking him for your softball team.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|We always pick him last anyway.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Not good enough!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Ostracize Ice Princess Martin|60 minutes|the [[Ice Palace]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Ostracize Ice Princess Martin|60 minutes|the [[Ice Palace]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares Away|60 minutes}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Ice Princess Martin's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Man, listen to that song Martin is singing. It’s really catchy.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|“Allow it to go away, allow it to go away…” Where have I heard that before?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|Nowhere!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Well all I know is, a song about using feel-good psychobabble to cure the self-censorship that creative professionals impose on themselves because of the fear of failure…}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Is awesome!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I love it too!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|All the kids love it, for some reason no one can explain.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Martin, please forgive us for being mean. Can we come play in your Ice Palace?}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Of course, my good friends!}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon}}
{{TB|Just as a warning, it’s extremely slippery inside, so I’ve hired sherpas to get you up the stairs.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ice Princess Martin Host an Ice Palace Play Date|24 hours|the [[Ice Palace]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Play in the Ice Palace|24 hours|the [[Ice Palace]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Play in the Ice Palace|24 hours|the [[Ice Palace]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|Say, Martin, which way is the bathroom?}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon}}
{{TB|Down the hall. It’s extremely slippery, so I’ve hired sherpas to hold you on the toilet.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Oh my goodness! The ice carvers in the Springfield Ice Sculpture Festival have run out of blocks of ice!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Alarmed}}
{{TB|So they’re going to carve the blocks they need out of the Ice Palace!}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon}}
{{TB|That’s a pretty arch peril, but okay. Come on, friends, we must defend the Ice Palace!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I want to… but I’m not confident I can.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Me neither.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Damn it! We all lack confidence.}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|When your confidence needs a boost, there’s only one thing to do!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares Away|60 minutes}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Sing his Cares Away|60 minutes|the [[Ice Palace]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Sing his Cares Away|60 minutes|the [[Ice Palace]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, we sang our uplifting song, and now I’m ready to rip the guts out of those ice sculptors who want to destroy the Ice Palace.}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon}}
{{TB|Throw stuff out the windows at them!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|Throw playdate trash!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Throw ice balls!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Throw what the monkeys in the zoo throw!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Woah, too much confidence there. Dial it back a little.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ice Princess Martin Defend the Palace From Ice Sculptors|8 hours|the [[Ice Palace]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Defend the Palace From Ice Sculptors|8 hours|the [[Ice Palace]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Defend the Palace From Ice Sculptors|8 hours|the [[Ice Palace]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Defend the Palace From Ice Sculptors|8 hours|the [[Ice Palace]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, Martin, you just shot freeze spells from your hands at those guys.}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It seems the longer I wear this dress, the greater my ice princess powers become.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You gave one of them frostbite. I think the other one might be dead.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 8 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Hi Martin, I’m here for my playdate. Hope you don’t mind… I’m also wearing an Ice Princess costume.}}
{{Tapped Out Ice Princess Martin Icon}}
{{TB|Okay with me, but so is Bart.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|And Milhouse.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|Wow, you’re all wearing Ice Princess dresses. It’s great that a movie about girls can get through to boys too.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|So, shall we play tea party?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Nah, we’re playing “GUT SPEW”, the new super-violent first-person shooter.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|In our dresses.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh* Well, it’s a start.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ice Princess Martin Host an Ice Palace Play Date|24 hours|the [[Ice Palace]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Play in the Ice Palace|24 hours|the [[Ice Palace]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Play in the Ice Palace|24 hours|the [[Ice Palace]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Play in the Ice Palace|24 hours|the [[Ice Palace]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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