Editing Best New Year's Day Ever

{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Best New Year's Day Ever
|image = 
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Winter 2014}}
|requirements = 
|characters = [[Homer]]
|optional = 
|previous = 
|next = 
|event = yes
}}

'''Best New Year's Day Ever''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Winter 2014}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|When the player logs in on January 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|WooHoo}}
{{TB|Woohoo! New Year’s Day! Finally that terrible Christmas update is finished.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|What? It’s still going on for another two weeks? Oh crap.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|It’s time to tell you people in charge what I think!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|You’re a bunch of slack-jawed, overpaid, ignorant f--}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Shut Up and Do Stuff at Home|3 minutes|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Donut|2}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|What was that? I may be just a collection of pixels but I still have a right to free speech!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I don’t even know what I just did in my own house, but I bet it was unspeakable!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|And all for 2 miserable donuts? The people who run this game are just cheap mother--}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Shut Up and Do Stuff at Home|3 minutes|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Donut|2}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Fine. I get it. I’ll shut up. Just give me my next super-fun task.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Accept the Frozen-Bucket-of-Beer Challenge|3 minutes|the [[Simpson House]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Donut|6}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|How is that fun? I had to drop a thirty pound bucket filled with frozen beer on my head, three times in a row?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I couldn’t even drink it because it was frozen. That’s insult to injury.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Now please, make me do something worthy of a responsible adult male.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Play a Trashy Reality Star's Dress-up Game|5 minutes}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Homer, stop playing that inexplicably successful myPad game about that inexplicably successful woman.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But Marge, I need to buy these over-priced sunshades so I’ll get invited to the VIP party and become a Z-list celebrity.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|This is the only way I’ll feel validated as a woman.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Please, whoever is in charge, make Homer do something useful and productive with his time.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Play The Simpsons: Tapped Out on his myPad|24 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Winter 2014}}