Editing Declaration of Co-Dependence

{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Declaration of Co-Dependence
|image = 
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|July 4th 2014}}
|requirements = 
|characters = [[George Washington]]
|optional = 
|previous = 
|next = {{ap|Ye Olde Cherry Tree|Tapped Out quest}}
|premium = yes
}}

'''Declaration of Co-Dependence''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|July 4th 2014}} content update. It requires [[George Washington]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
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{{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|“Previous to the execution of any official act of the President--”}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon‎|Serious}}
{{TB|WHAT THE? WHERE DID PHILADELPHIA GO? WHAT LAND IS THIS AND WHY IS “QUICKY MART” SPELLED SO ATROCIOUSLY?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Mr. Washington, you've been brought forward in time to the town of Springfield, in America.}}
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{{TB|It seems to happen to ex-Presidents a lot.}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon‎|Serious}}
{{TB|Forward in time? How old is America?}}
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{{TB|Two hundred and forty-two years.}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon|Serious‎}}
{{TB|You're kidding me, right? That's a joke? Because I told [[Thomas Jefferson|Jefferson]] I gave this country a decade. Tops.}}
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{{TB|He was all: “Liberty is mankind's natural state!” And I was “Yada yada yada… ten years, chump. Bank on it.”}}
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{{TB|Still, it's cool to be wrong! So, tell me about this town.}}
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{{TB|Springfield is named after its founder, [[Jebediah Springfield]].}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|You would've known him as 'Hans Sprungfeld' in your time.}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon|Serious‎}}
{{TB|SPRUNGFELD?! THAT GUY HAS A TOWN NAMED AFTER HIM? Oh, man. Where is he?}}
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{{TB|He's going to be picking wooden teeth out of his neck for a month.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Washington Hunt for Jebediah Springfield|24 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon‎|Sad}}
{{TB|Okay, so Sprungfeld is dead. Everyone I know is dead. I get it. So now what?}}
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{{TB|Professor Frink is trying to find a way to send you home. In the meantime…}}
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{{TB|You might find you like it here. Our previous ex-President seems very happy.}}
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{{TB|You want to keep it down, please? I can barely hear myself split rails here, people.}}
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{{TB|Sheesh. That guy was President?!}}
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{{TB|Number sixteen.}}
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{{TB|He's so gangly-looking. Doesn't really scream “President,” you know?}}
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{{TB|I guess people will elect anything.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 2 ===
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{{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|You know why America has a bicameral legislature, right?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Uh… because it's a good way to keep power from consolidating in one body?}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon|Serious‎}}
{{TB|Nope. Because when we were tossing around ideas for a new government-- just brain jamming, you know -- some idiot throws out the term “bicameral legislature.”}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon‎|Serious‎}}
{{TB|And everybody just latches onto it.}}
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{{TB|You know that thing where everyone's trying to sound hip and smart by using the hot new term? So annoying!}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon‎|Serious‎}}
{{TB|Every time I heard the words, I couldn't decide whether to fall asleep or kill myself.}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon|Serious‎‎}}
{{TB|Just totally nuts. I voted for the thing just to shut everyone up.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|This is incredible! Our scholars need to know this stuff. You've got to commit your memories to paper.}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon‎}}
{{TB|Seriously, if I told you all the dirt I've got on [[John Adams]], you'd flip your powdered wig. Dude was MESSED UP.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Washington Write a Tell-All|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 3 ===
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{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|I hope you're not finding modern-day America too strange, Mr. Washington.}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon‎}}
{{TB|Nah.}}
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{{TB|It'll always be America, so long as people continue to live free, toss their excrement in the streets, and hate the British.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Alarmed}}
{{TB|Actually [[England]] is our closest ally now.}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon|Serious‎}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon‎|Serious}}
{{TB|You want to repeat that, little lady?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Alarmed}}
{{TB|Uh… we've had a lot of time to repair relations…}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon‎|Serious}}
{{TB|“Repair relations”? With a country that is way more powerful than us?}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon‎|Serious}}
{{TB|AND wants nothing more than to make us her colony again?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|Well, first of all, our military is a lot bigger than theirs now.}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon‎|Serious}}
{{TB|Then we should attack immediately, before they have time to raise conscripts!}}
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{{TB|Unless, of course, you'd prefer to see musky-carrying redcoats on every street corner in the nation.}}
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{{TB|Summon my war council!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Washington Plan an Invasion of Britain|8 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 4 ===
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{{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Okay, if our ships leave Boston tomorrow, we can reach England in two months.}}
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{{TB|We'll rendezvous with Hessian mercenaries -- little girl, remind me to write a letter to Hessia, get that ball rolling.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Alarmed}}
{{TB|Hessian mercenaries aren't the military force they once were…}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon‎}}
{{TB|We will then move inland and seize the royal saltpeter mines.}}
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{{TB|I'd like to see King George try to fight a war without saltpeter. Heh-heh-heh…}}
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{{TB|With a combined force of 20,000 we will easily subdue all of England.}}
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{{TB|What do you think, Lisa Simpson? An elegant plan, no?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|You really think 20,000 men armed with muskets will do any good against tanks and machine guns and missiles?}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon‎}}
{{TB|If we have enough horses, yes.}}
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{{TB|I also plan on doubling gin rations, to boost morale. A drunk army is an effective army.}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon‎|Serious}}
{{TB|All we need now is the men!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Washington Recruit an Army|24 hours|{{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}s}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 5 ===
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{{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon|Sad‎}}
{{TB|Okay, I've been traveling door-to-door all day, and so far I've got ZERO recruits for my Grand Army of the Brit-Hating Republic.}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon|Sad‎}}
{{TB|What's happened to the England-detesting nation of proud Limey-stranglers I love? Where's our fighting spirit?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Seriously. The English are our friends. Very nice people. Good music.}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon‎|Serious}}
{{TB|And the most annoying thing?}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon‎|Serious‎}}
{{TB|Everyone's just falling all over themselves to thank me: “You're the Father of Our Country!” “Thank you, George Washington!”}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon‎|Serious‎}}
{{TB|If you love me so much, get in the boat and help me stick a cannon ball in [[Big Ben]].}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}
{{TB|George Washington! Thank you for everything, sir.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}
{{TB|Thank you for your wisdom, and your strength, and for being everything a man can be. I mean EVERYTHING!}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon‎|Serious‎}}
{{TB|Uh-huh. Look, that's very nice, but I'm just a guy. Happy to be of service. No need to go crazy, pal.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Washington Reject Praise|6 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 6 ===
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{{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|George Washington! It's really him! The greatest real-life superhero of all!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Thanks for being the best Founding Father a country could ask for! We love you!}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon‎|Serious}}
{{TB|Fine. That's very fine. Thank you. Go away.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|They're just trying to show their appreciation, sir.}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon‎|Serious}}
{{TB|But they act like I'm some sort of saint. It's seriously creepy.}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon|Serious‎}}
{{TB|Did you know there are guys on the Supreme Court who think laws should be based on what me and my friends were thinking about more than two centuries ago?}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon‎|Serious}}
{{TB|We didn't have electricity. And trust me -- most of the time when we were writing constitutions and laws, we were thinking about what to order for dinner.}}
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{{TB|I'm just a guy. And I'm really happy that America worked out so well. That rocks. But again, just a guy.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Excuse me, Mr. Washington. I'm like your biggest fan ever, and--}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon‎|Sad}}
{{TB|I owned slaves. Did you know that? It stinks, but it's true. So please leave me alone.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well, you must have had a very good reason.}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon‎|Serious}}
{{TB|THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR OWNING SLAVES. Augh! You people are beyond weird!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Washington Flee Admirers|16 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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