Editing Murder, She Boat/Quotes

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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Stimulus checks? We were supposed to cash these during the pandemic. Should we spend the money now or wait for the next one?
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I see what you're doing-- Celebrating outcast culture that used to be on the fringes-- And I don't like it! You nerds stop playing dress-up or else I'm gonna wedgie you, and swirly you, and purple your nurples until they--
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{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Behold, I have brought the jewel of my collectible collection. The rarest treasure in all of geekdom: A {{Ch|Radioactive Man}} action figure accidentally manufactured with [[Wolverine]] claws. Gaze upon it and lose your mind.
{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Only two of those defective toys were made before they caught the mistake.
{{qf|[[Bernice Hibbert]]}} This you remember, but every year, our anniversary evades you.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Taika, why are you eating all by yourself?
{{qf|{{Ch|Taika Waititi}}}} To maintain energy for all my writing, directing, acting, and rakish smirking. Plus, it's in my cruise rider. I also get a cabin facing the sunrise and the sunset, unlimited Vegemite, and the top tier of any seafood tower.
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{{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} I wager Bart Simpson did this. He had the motive, means and he's a notorious stinker.
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{{qf|Homer}} I can't believe you ruined my dream cruise.
{{qf|Bart}} You hate this cruise.
{{qf|Homer}} No, I hate the theme and the people and the boat. But I love the food.
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{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Hi. Excuse me, but I will take this, uh, non-priceless, completely valueless garbage off of your hands for, uh, $11.
{{qf|[[Kirk Van Houten]]}} Huh?
{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} But, dad, I think it might be worth a lot more.
{{qf|Kirk}} Who cares, Milhouse? This is two $5 footlongs and a weird cookie. Hey, [[Luann]], anniversary dinner is back on, baby.
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{{qf|Lisa}} But Mel, would your bone-trembling anger lead you to destroy Comic Book Guy's most prized possession?
{{qf|Sideshow Mel}} It would! But it didn't. But it could! And if I did, I would lie about it to you now! But I'm not. But I would!
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{{qf|[[Kumiko Albertson]]}} When I first met Comic Book Guy, I was his priceless collectible. But now, when we make love, my husband calls out the doll's serial number.
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{{qf|Marge}} Oh, sweetie, you've just learned one of life's hardest lessons. Sometimes, no matter how much you love someone, they're just going to let you down.
{{qf|Homer}} For your mother, it's me.
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{{qf|Taika Waititi}} You can't just tear my cabin apart! You need a warrant!
{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} No, we don't. We're in international waters.
{{qf|Taika Waititi}} We're in the middle of [[Lake Springfield]]. I can see the [[Lard Lad]] statue from here.

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