Editing The Bob Next Door

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|Episode Number = 463
|productionCode = MABF11
|originalAirdate = May 16, 2010
|blackboardText = Batman is not "nothing without his utility belt."
|couchGag = Harold (of the Purple Crayon) makes a line drawing of the Simpsons' living room, and the fully-drawn Simpsons come in and sit on the couch, and then draws beer for Homer.
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|titlescreen = [[Krusty the Clown]] and [[Sideshow Mel]] performing a trapeze act
|specialGuestVoices = [[Kelsey Grammer]] as [[Sideshow Bob]]
|Written By = [[John Frink]]
|Directed By = [[Nancy Kruse]]
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{{Quote|The sum total is the greatest murder since Snape killed Dumbledore!|[[Sideshow Bob]]}}
'''The Bob Next Door''' is the twenty-second episode of [[Season 21]]. It aired on May 16, 2010. The episode was written by [[John Frink]] and directed by [[Nancy Kruse]]. [[Kelsey Grammer]] reprises his role as [[Sideshow Bob]].

[[Bart]] becomes convinced that his new neighbor, Walt, is his archenemy, Sideshow Bob, disguised and back for revenge. But when [[Marge]] tries to convince Bart otherwise by taking him to the state penitentiary, a disturbing truth is revealed, leading to danger for the spiky-haired boy.
== Plot ==
[[Springfield]] is suffering from an economic crisis so massive that the Quimby Administration could no longer hide it by cooking the books and fudging the numbers. [[Mayor Quimby]] enacts cost-cutting measures such as stopping the service of removing dead animals from the road, drastically shortening the school day at [[Springfield Elementary School]] (to the extent that the only "school time" was the bus ride over to the School Building), and ordering [[Springfield Penitentiary]] to release prisoners convicted of minor offenses. The [[Springfield Police Department]] is also affected by the cutbacks, being forced to allow low-level criminals to get away with crimes, due to lacking the resources -- and especially the funding -- to go after them.

Many citizens move because of the cutbacks, and a house next to the Simpsons' goes on the market. [[Homer]] decides he wants to buy the house because of the smell of cookies coming from it, but someone's beaten him to it. The Simpsons have a new neighbor, [[Walt Warren]], who closed the deal on the house while Homer was filling out the loan paperwork. Also, at least one of the banks in the world that received Homer's loans, the Iceland National Bank, [[Wikipedia:2008–2010 Icelandic financial crisis|closed down due to not having enough money]], causing the populace to want to kill Homer Simpson.

[[Marge]] and [[Lisa]] watch movers (and Walt himself) carrying personal possessions into the house, and conclude that Walt is a lover of antique furniture and [[Koi Pond|koi ponds]]. [[Bart]], however, believes that Walt is actually [[Sideshow Bob]] as soon as he hears Walt's voice (and the catch phrase "Hello, Bart."). Bart decides to unmask Walt as Sideshow Bob. He first tries singing Gilbert & Sullivan music, knowing that Bob has a fondness for it and figuring that he won't be able to resist joining in. When that doesn't work (and Walt says he likes country music instead), Bart then sneaks into Walt's house looking for proof but gets caught by Marge. In order to put an end to Bart's paranoia, Marge decides to take Bart to Springfield Penitentary to show him that Sideshow Bob remains in jail. Bart and Marge see Sideshow Bob in his cell, wearing a straitjacket and writing "Bart Simpson Will Die" all over the walls with a pen held in his teeth, which satisfies Bart for the moment.

Marge and Bart return home, and Walt asks Bart if he would go with him to see a baseball game, as the [[Springfield Isotopes|Isotopes]] are playing the Spokane Cascades. Bart accepts the invitation and they start driving to the game. When Walt doesn't make the turn off of the freeway to [[Springfield Stadium]], Bart suspects that something's up. Then Walt says Bart was right all along because he really '''is''' Sideshow Bob! To prove it, "Walt" takes off his shoes and unfolds his long feet, revealing himself to be Sideshow Bob.

Meanwhile, "Sideshow Bob" escapes from prison (by spitting his pen into the guard's eye, grabbing the guard's taser in his teeth, and stunning the guard) and goes to the Simpsons' house. After Marge soaks him with a hose and Homer closes a window on him, "Bob" tells them that he's really Walt. As proof Walt shows them his '''short''' feet, and then takes them into Bob's house and shows them pictures of Bart with knives in them, photos of Bart being hanged (and drowned) [[wikipedia:Effigy|in effigy]], and so on. Lisa finds a picture of The Five Corners, the only point in the U.S.A. where five states meet, with the handwritten notation "kill Bart here." Walt and the Simpsons then head for Five Corners.

Sideshow Bob tells Bart how he escaped from prison: He had heard that prisoners convicted of minor offenses were going to be released, and his cellmate Walt was a minor offender and fortuitously had the same build and facial structure as he did. Just before the release took place, Bob knocked Walt out, switched their faces (doing facial transplant surgery right there in the cell), and then simply walked out posing as Walt when the minor offenders were set free. He then used the proceeds from Walt's investments (which had done very well during his incarceration) to buy the house next door to the Simpsons.

Bob and Bart stop at a diner, and a waitress falls for Sideshow Bob as Walt. She removes what she thinks is a loose thread on his jacket, but it's really one of the stiches from the face transplant. All of the sutures come undone, revealing that his face has been sewn on. Sideshow Bob then runs away, taking Bart with him. Shortly after this, the Simpson family and Walt arrive at the diner, describe Sideshow Bob to the waitress, and ask her where they went. She tells them that Sideshow Bob was headed for Mexico, and accidentally unmasks Walt as also having a sewn-on, transplanted face. The Simpsons believe her and go to Mexico, but Walt, sensing that the waitress is attracted to Bob, knows this is ''not'' true and heads for Five Corners instead.

Sideshow Bob arrives at The Five Corners and has himself and Bart stand in two of the states at the meeting point. Then he tells Bart of his plan to kill him: Bob will stand in one state; reach into a second state and shoot his gun; have the bullet travel through a third state; hit Bart in a fourth state; and Bart will collapse and die in the fifth and last state. Because no single portion of the sequence is illegal, none of the five states will be able to prosecute him for Bart's murder. Bob brags about his plan, saying that "the sum total is the greatest murder since Snape killed Dumbledore." Bart jumps to the same state Bob's standing in, knowing that if Bob shoots him in the same state, he'll go to jail. They both do several rounds of hopping between the different states, until Bob hits a rake. He then becomes frustrated enough that he's on the verge of just shooting Bart and getting it done with, regardless of jurisdiction, and tell people that he did the plan.

Walt arrives in the nick of time and and takes the gun from Sideshow Bob. Walt unfortunately has a bee under Bob's transplanted face, which distracts Walt and leaves Sideshow Bob an opening to take the gun back. [[Chief Wiggum]] then arrives with other cops from [[Springfield's state]] to arrest Bob, revealing that Bart wasn't really convinced that Bob was Walt. After Bart alerted them ''before'' he left with Bob, the police then were able to track them because Bob's car is a Hybrid, and all Hybrids are secretly monitored by the government. Bob compliments Wiggum, before jumping to another state (and out of Wiggum's jurisdiction). However, law enforcement officials from the other four states arrive, cutting off Sideshow Bob's escape. Bob is arrested and taken away, and the Simpsons return from Mexico, where Homer has been having misadventures such as arguing with a cook over "How do you say 'taco' in Mexican?"

Back in the Simpsons' neighborhood, Walt's former house is vacant, but only temporarily. A distant [[Flanders Family|Flanders]] relative moves into the house, and he and [[Ned]] start a conversation laced with "Flanders-isms," talking to each other from across the Simpsons' front yard, to Homer's dismay.
==Reception==
The episode was viewed by an estimated 6.258 million households, making it one of the highest rated shows that evening, after ''Family Guy''. It recieved positive reviews from critics. Sharon Knolle said: "I'd say overall this ep ranks with some of the better Sideshow Bob eps, if not the very best. Certainly, it beats the heck out of [[The Italian Bob]] and [[Funeral for a Fiend]].'"

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