Editing Unleash the Glavin/Quotes

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{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} I screwed up big-time and unleashed The Glavin on an unsuspecting world! With the terror and the staggering death toll with the [ngh ga-hey] impending lawsuits.
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} You done, dude? With the talking and the explaining and the "nnnggh" stuff? The people want to hear from Bart Simpson, beloved boy about town and hero to millions! Because... ...I totally saved the Earth's butt and made The Glavin cry like a little wuss!
{{qf|[[Jasper Beardsley]]}} Eh? Who're you kids talking to?
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{{qf|Bart}} [Yawwn.] This is boring. Where're the death rays?
{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Yeah, show us some germ warfare or something!
{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Ain't you got an [[Xbox]] in all this crap?
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{{qf|[[The Glavin]]}} Gwa-haw-haw! behold, stupids of Earth! You have called... And I have come! For I am... The Glavin!
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{{qf|Professor Frink}} Now, now, there's no reason to panic! This xenophobic response to strangers is just a conditioned biological reflex humans have when faced with the shock of the new, especially if the stranger is the size of your average mid-range townhouse. For all we know The Glavin is here for peaceful reasons-- Kill it! Kill it! Kill the [ngh-gah-whoa] thing! For the love of glavin... Somebody kill The Glavin!
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{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Okay, everyone, I want you all to get into two straight lines and exit the building in a calm and orderly manner!
{{qf|Bart}} Later for that! Armageddon outta here!
{{qf|[[Elizabeth Hoover]]}} [Pfft!] Why not make them use the buddy system? That way everyone dies with a friend!
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{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Oof! A brick kissed me! Now I'm pregnant!
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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} This just in... Death, death and more death as an alleged "giant monster on the loose" is reportedly wreaking havoc on the supposed outskirts of [[Springfield]]. Channel 6's [[Scott Christian]] is live on the scene near the [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]]. Scott? Huh. Looks like Scott's actually dead on the scene. O-kaaay, then... What's next? Weather or sports?
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{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} What will it be? My {{Ch|Stan Lee}} autographed photo and CGC 9.5 slabbed lock of toupee? The limited edition life-size Sarah Michelle Gellar figure with life-like fanboy disdain?
{{qf|{{Ch|Sarah Michelle Gellar}} figure}} It's just a show, okay? Go away!
{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} And [[Mjolnir]]! Oh, Mighty Mjolnir, how can I ever leaveth thee behind?
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{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Oh my lord, that was horrible!
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Yeah, that was pretty bad. Why couldn't they play Zeppelin? Everyone likes Zeppelin!
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer! That monster just killed our daughter!
{{qf|Homer}} Oh, yeah. Stupid monster! Go kill somebody else's daughter, you big jerk!
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{{qf|Professor Frink}} So, apparently, trial and error have taught me squat, because [n'gnn-whoa] here we are again with the monsters and the yelling and the terrible coincidence and the oh, hell... ...I screwed up again and let loose [[The Flavin]] on an unsuspecting world! Bart, wait! We have to save the world!
{{qf|Bart}} Not this time, Professor Blabber-Mouth! You're on your own, 'cuz... ...I told an unsuspecting world to eat my shorts!

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