Editing Radioactive Man, Man of Radioactivity/Quotes

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{{qf|{{Ch|Radioactive Man}}}} Jumpin' jeepers! I don't know how [[Fidel Castro|Castro]] got past our borders-- Or how he got so big-- Or why my punches can't seem to connect!
{{qf|[[Claude Kane II]]}} What the heck is wrong with Radioactive Man?
{{qf|[[Fallout Boy]]}} I think he's trying to do the twist!
{{qf|[[Gloria Grand]]}} I think he's having a fit!
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{{qf|[[Claude Kane III]]}} ''[thinking]'' Gee, I hate when dad scowls at me like that! But I must keep up the pretense of being a spoiled rich kid. No one must ever suspect that shallow and insecure Claude Kane III is in reality, the noble and heroic Radioactive Man!
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{{qf|Gloria Grand}} This is amazing, Dr. Kane! These specks-- Are they some sort of sub-atomic life form you've discovered?
{{qf|Claude Kane II}} Ah, that's just dust on the lens, Miss Grand! My assistant forgot to put the slide in!
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{{qf|[[Dr. Crab]]}} I'll take care of her, 8-644! Anything further?
{{qf|[[Nickolai]]}} Wal, I dunt unnerstan why TV monitor is needed when you stay in shadow-- And why we haff numbers when there is all but two of us-- And why--?
{{qf|Dr. Crab}} That's enough, 8-644!
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{{qf|Claude Kane III}} ...For a moment there, I was afraid Gloria was going to ask if dad ever told me about the birds and the bees! That would have been so embarrassing!
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{{qf|[[Fallout Boy]]}} This is about Radioactive Man, isn't it, Dr. Kane? The word around the schoolyard is that he's off his rocker!
{{qf|Claude Kane II}} I wouldn't put it that way, lad... ...The clinical term is that he went insane!
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{{qf|Nickolai}} You genius, comrade! You brought capitalistic sooper-hero to standstill with illusion maker projector hidden in fashionable hat!
{{qf|Dr. Crab}} Thanks for nothing, idiot! I wasn't ready to reveal who I am yet!
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{{qf|Fallout Boy}} But, Radioactive Man-- How do we find Gloria-- Or Dr. Crab, for that matter?!
{{qf|Radioactive Man}} Patience, little buddy-- --And a little luck!
{{qf|Fallout Boy}} Right! By the way, Radioactive Man, before we go any further-- Can you do me a favor? Stop calling me "little buddy"!
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{{qf|Dinosaur}} In my day, you young whippersnapper, upright humans had respect for their elders! My species would've ruled the world today if it wasn't for a dang-blasted comet... You homo sapiens don't know what it's like to live through an ice age... --Even with my cold blood, I was freezing! Why, back in my day...

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