Editing Billy Crystal

{{Character
|name = Billy Crystal
|image = [[File:Billy Crystal.png|250px]]
|gender = {{Male}}
|hair = Black
|status = Alive
|job = Actor
|relatives = 
|appearance = "[[Bart Gets Famous]]"
|voiced by = 
}}

'''Billy Crystal''' is an American actor.

== History ==
When [[Bart]] grew tired of his fame as the "I Didn't Do It Boy", he imagined himself participating in ''[[Match Game 2034]]'' with Billy Crystal, [[Farrah Fawcett-Majors-O'Neal-Varney]], [[Loni Anderson]], [[Spike Lee]], and the head of [[Kitty Carlisle]], which he imagined himself knocking over and ruining.<ref>"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"</ref>

Bart swore never to watch another awards show unless Crystal hosted it.<ref>"[[The Front]]"</ref>

He was on [[Homer]]'s revenge list.<ref>"[[Homer the Great]]"</ref>

When [[Marge]] and [[Homer]] visit the award of [[Lard Lad Kid of the Year]] brought Homer rotten fruit to throw in case Billy Crystal shows up.<ref>''[[Donut Disturb]]''</ref>

When Marge made a joke about Homer's lack of energy she compared herself to Crystal, to which Bart sarcastically replied "got that right".<ref>"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"</ref>
 
When the kids in [[Springfield]] played baseball said [[Nelson]] at he is the man at the ballpark everyone hates. [[Milhouse]] asked if he mean the umpire, but Bart replied that he mean Billy Crystal.<ref>"[[C.E. D'oh]]"</ref>

The book ''[[Caring for Crystals]]'' has a foreword by Billy Crystal and {{W|William Kristol}}.<ref>"[[Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion]]"</ref>

== Non-canon ==
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When [[Homer]] was an artist, [[Lisa]] tried to make him mad by reading the newspaper. Lisa read him an article saying that {{Ch|David Letterman}} might be hosting the [[Academy Awards ceremony|Oscars]], with other contenders being [[Whoopi Goldberg]] and Billy Crystal.<ref>"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"</ref>

== Behind the Laughter ==
*Crystal has hosted the Oscars nine times since 1980, including the year "Mom and Pop Art" mentions it (2000).

== Appearances ==
*{{ep|The Front|(mentioned)}}
*{{ep|Bart Gets Famous}}
*{{ep|Homer the Great|(mentioned)}}
*{{ep|New Kids on the Blecch|(mentioned)}}
*{{ep|Mom and Pop Art|(mentioned in deleted scene)}}
*{{ep|C.E. D'oh|(mentioned)}}
*{{ep|Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion|(mentioned)}}
*{{bon|Donut Disturb|(mentioned)}}

== References ==
{{Reflist}}

== External links ==
*{{Wikipedialink}}

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{{Simpsons characters}}
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