Editing The Yes-Man Who Would Be King/Quotes

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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} I couldn't sleep last night, so I watched "The Making of ill take Sweden." That Anita Eknberg is quite a dish. Consequently, I have a yen for Swedish food. Scamper down to Little Stockholm and fetch me some rollmops, herring-mit-brod and aquavit.
{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} I'll be back before you can say "kalhyggen och forbranning," sir!
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{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Can I help you?
{{qf|[[Olav Gustavson]]}} Olav Gustavson, master of heraldry for the royal house of Sweden.
{{qf|[[Inga Carlsdottir]]}} Inga Carlsdottir, professor genealogy, University of Goteborg.
{{qf|[[Gretta Lillquist]]}} Gretta Lillquist, deep-tissue massage, in-call, out-call.
{{qf|Olav Gustavson}} Mr. Smithers, the current King of Sweden is at death's door, making me sad.
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Heh, heh. Another old foe I've outlived!
{{qf|Olav Gustavson}} You are exactly like the king in both spit and image!
{{qf|Inga Carlsdottir}} The current king has no heir. It is ninety-nine percent certain that, you, Waylon Smithers, are the last in the royal line!
{{qf|Gretta Lillquist}} But we must make sure I'm here to administer a blood test, followed by a full-body massage.
{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} I might be the King of Sweden?
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, I'm not sure pulling the kids out of school so they can be servants is the best idea.
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} And I would agree with you, Marge if it wasn't for three little words... "smor-gas-bord!" If we live in Sweden we may not be kings, but we can eat like them!
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{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Krusty's fence is three feet onto my property. I want to build a tool shed there. He should move that fence.
{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} When I build that fence, saw-bones here agreed it was on the property line! I need that space now. I got my in-laws buried there!
{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Dr. Hibbert build you shed on stilts. That way Krusty's family stays buried. You can have your tool shed, and a lovely view to boot.
{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Sounds fair to me.
{{qf|Krusty}} As long as I can keep my mother-in-law where she is. The tomatoes I planted on top of here are coming in like ganbusters!
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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Sweden is in flames tonight, as Palestinians, basque separatists, Irish republicans, Quebecois, hopi Indians, and every other nationalist group seeing a homeland tries to take a claim to this ruler-less land.

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