Editing Chalkboard gag

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[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|thumb|The chalkboard gag from [[Season 1]].]]
[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|thumb|Season 2 remake of the original first season chalkboard gag]]
[[File:Simpsons chalkboard gag.png|thumb|New Chalkboard gag from Season 20, starting with "[[Take My Life, Please]]"]]
The '''chalkboard gag''' is a running visual joke that occurs during the [[The Simpsons Opening Sequence|opening credits]] of many episodes of ''[[The Simpsons]]''. In this gag, [[Bart Simpson]] is writing a unique phrase on the chalkboard repeatedly; when the school bell rings, he immediately stops writing and runs out of the classroom. The phrase is usually in the form of an admonishment, implying that Bart has been assigned this task as punishment in detention for some misbehavior left partly to the viewer's imagination.

== Description ==
Several of the gags have been show to be crimes in the U.S. (e.g. ""Bart Bucks" are not legal tender" (counterfeiting which is a class C felony))

The chalkboard gags are usually written in upper case (with the exception of the words "eBay," in which Bart wrote a lower case "e" and "ay", and "iPODDY," where the "i" is lower case.)

A chalkboard gag was also used in ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]''. Bart can be seen writing "I will not illegally download this movie." on the chalkboard at school. As a follow-up, the chalkboard gag on the Season 19 premiere episode, "[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]", which immediately follows the Simpsons Movie, shows Bart writing, "I will not wait 20 years to make another movie."

== Chalkboard gags in the show ==
While running visual jokes in ''The Simpsons'' are rarely referred to by the content of the show itself, in the episode "[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]", Bart says that he had written on the chalkboard so many times that his hands sound like a cement mixer. In another episode ("[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"), Bart asks for a detention but [[Ms. Krabappel]] said they all got tired of that years ago, referencing the reduced number of gags in the openings. In the episode "[[Bart the Murderer]]", Bart is inspired by Fat Tony and attempts to bribe his principal, Mr. Skinner. In the next scene, Bart is seen writing "I will not bribe [[Seymour Skinner|Mr. Skinner]]" on the chalkboard, monitored by the principal himself.

Lisa has been punished with the chalkboard twice, once in the episode "[[Lisa's Date with Density]]". As she writes, she complains, "How does Bart do this every week?" The second time was in "[[Grift of the Magi]]". When Bart finds out, the malapropism, "The ironing is delicious."

== Frequency ==
In the early days of the series, a chalkboard gag was used in almost every episode, but, as commercial time has increased, they have gradually disappeared. The [[Season 4|4th season]], the [[Season 11|11th season]] and the [[Season 12|12th season]] are the only seasons to use chalkboard gags in each episode (excluding the [[Treehouse of Horror series|Treehouse of Horror episodes]]).

{|class="wikitable" style="text-align: center"
|-
! Season
! Episodes
! Intro chalkboard gags
! In-episode gags
|-
| [[Season 1|1]] || 13 || 10 (77%) || 0
|-
| [[Season 2|2]] || 22 || 20 (91%) || 1
|-
| [[Season 3|3]] || 24 || 21 (88%) || 2
|-
| [[Season 4|4]] || 22 || 21 (95%) || 1
|-
| [[Season 5|5]] || 22 || 14 (64%) || 0
|-
| [[Season 6|6]] || 25 || 22 (88%) || 0
|-
| [[Season 7|7]] || 25 || 10 (40%) || 0
|-
| [[Season 8|8]] || 25 || 6 (24%) || 1
|-
| [[Season 9|9]] || 25 || 14 (56%) || 1
|-
| [[Season 10|10]] || 23 || 20 (91%) || 1
|-
| [[Season 11|11]] || 22 || 21 (95%) || 1
|-
| [[Season 12|12]] || 21 || 20 (95%) || 1
|-
| [[Season 13|13]] || 22 || 10 (45%) || 0
|-
| [[Season 14|14]] || 22 || 7 (32%) || 0
|-
| [[Season 15|15]] || 22 || 2 (9%) || 0
|-
| [[Season 16|16]] || 21 || 3 (14%) || 0
|-
| [[Season 17|17]] || 22 || 8 (36%) || 0
|-
| [[Season 18|18]] || 22 || 5 (23%) || 2
|-
| [[Season 19|19]] || 20 || 10 (50%) || 0
|-
| [[Season 20|20]] || 21 || 14 (67%) || 1
|-
| [[Season 21|21]] || 23 || 14 (61%) || 0
|-
| [[Season 22|22]] || 22 || 13 (59%) || 1
|-
| [[Season 23|23]] || 22 || 11 (50%) || 1
|-
| [[Season 24|24]] || 22 || 10 (45%) || 0
|-
| [[Season 25|25]] || 22 || 12 (55%) || 1
|-
| [[Season 26|26]] || 22 || 5 (23%) || 1
|-
| [[Season 27|27]] || 22 || 6 (27%) || 0
|-
| [[Season 28|28]] || 22 || 9 (41%) || 3 
|-
| [[Season 29|29]] || 21 || 9 (43%) || 0
|-
| [[Season 30|30]] || 23 || 8 (35%) || 3
|-
| [[Season 31|31]] || 22 || 7 (32%) || 0
|-
| [[Season 32|32]] || 22 || 1 (5%) || 2
|-
| [[Season 33|33]] || 14 (aired) || 0 (0%) || 1
|-
| '''Total''' || 720 (aired) || '''363 (50%)''' || '''25'''
|}

== See also ==
*[[List of chalkboard gags]]
*[[Couch gag]]

{{Visual gags}}

[[Category:Opening sequence gags| ]]