Editing Man vs. Beast vs. Food/Quotes

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{{qf|[[Lindsey Naegle]]}} In fact, we're all dead thanks to the new Krusty-Veg Burger.
{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} [Kaff!] You're telling me! This thing tastes like cardboard!
{{qf|Board member 1}} Actually, it's only 39% cardboard. The rest is a textured blend of seaweed and recycled hamburger buns.
{{qf|Board member 2}} But it still counts as 100% nontoxic, vegetative material.
{{qf|Krusty}} Oy!
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{{qf|Lindsey Naegle}} You have a television studio. Why not come up with some new shows?
{{qf|Krusty}} Too expensive! There's a crazy idea going around that actors and writers need to get paid!
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{{qf|[[Gus Gustavson]]}} In just under four minutes, I've put away five pounds of fudge-covered bacon. My prizes are a t-shirt and an ambulance ride to the nearest hospital.
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{{qf|Krusty}} What's your name, sonny?
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Krusty! I'm Bart Simpson. How can you not remember me? I was the "I Didn't Do It" Boy on your show!
{{qf|Krusty}} Umm...
{{qf|Bart}} I convinced you to run for congress? Saved you from [[Sideshow Bob]] at least twice? Lead a revolt at {{ap|Kamp Krusty|location|your summer camp}}? Won a huge settlement from you after eating a [[Metal Krusty-O]]?
{{qf|Krusty}} That I remember! C'mere, you little shtifer.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[on the phone]'' Hello, Lenny? Homer's got another temporary dream career.
{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} No problem. I'll activate his automated stand-in.
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