Editing A Made Maggie/Quotes

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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Don't worry, Dad. Those are just park employees.
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Cool! Then they can't hit me back.
{{qf|Employee}} We're seasonal workers. We can do as we bloody well please.
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Hey, Marge, everything is A-okay, which was a popular slogan during [[Martin Van Buren]]'s election campaign because... Ooh, thank God I'm on my anti-rambling meds. I remember the first day I went on them. That's it.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Maggie!
{{qf|Lisa}} Where are you, Mags?
{{qf|Grampa}} Ask Grampa, maybe he knows.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Grampa, I'm afraid we'll never ask you to babysit again.
{{qf|Grampa}} Who says I want to? You never even pay me!
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{{qf|Marge}} We have to get Maggie baptized now. Either [[Patty]] or [[Selma]] could be the godmother.
{{qf|Homer}} Well, that would insult one of them. But I want to insult both of them.
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{{qf|Homer}} I'm looking for a godfather for my little angel.
{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Aw, what a cutie. Let me give her a sip of beer.
{{qf|Homer}} Okay, you're out.
{{qf|Lenny}} If I'm out, Carl's out.
{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} I decide who tells me what to do. Moe?
{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} You're out, Carl.
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{{qf|Homer}} This'll be just like ''[[The Godfather]]''.
{{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} The what?
{{qf|Homer}} You know, the movie ''The Godfather''.
{{qf|Fat Tony}} Never heard of it.
{{qf|Homer}} It's about a guy like you, who does what you do.
{{qf|Fat Tony}} Which is what?
{{qf|Homer}} Um, legitimate business.
{{qf|Fat Tony}} He sounds like quite the fellow, this godfather.
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{{qf|Marge}} Fat Tony can't be godfather. We'd be better off with [[Mr. Burns]].
{{qf|Homer}} I asked him. He's allergic to new baby smell.
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{{qf|[[Luigi Risotto]]}} Is everything okay? Please, please, say it's okay. Why you no answering? I'm a-gonna die! And I've never been-a to Italy!
{{qf|Fat Tony}} Everything's fine.
{{qf|Luigi}} Ah, I knew it. Have-a some parmesan. My hand! It's-a having a heart attack!
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{{qf|[[Louie]]}} Boss, Benny down at the liquor store is late on his payment. Again.
{{qf|[[Legs]]}} Let me break his kneecaps.
{{qf|Fat Tony}} Marone a mi! You never ever talk that way in front of a baby.
{{qf|Louie}} Uh, uh, okay, uh, what if we give him a boo-boo to the brain? Make him go night-night forever?
{{qf|Fat Tony}} Disgusting!You give the kiss of death with that mouth?
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{{qf|[[Don Castellaneta]]}} Ah, it's-a so sad. Fat Tony has been a very good boss. I have too much respect for him not to kill him.
{{qf|Mobster}} Eh, what do you think, Johnny Tightlips?
{{qf|[[Johnny Tightlips]]}} I don't want to do nothin' to nobody.
{{qf|[[Willie Whatever]]}} So... you want to do somethin' to somebody.
{{qf|Johnny Tightlips}} Exactly.
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{{qf|Fat Tony}} Now, what did you want to tell me?
{{qf|Homer}} I, um, uh, stall, stall... play for time... I wanted to tell you how great you look in that suit.
{{qf|Fat Tony}} Why, thank you. Why do people have such difficulty telling me how great I am?
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{{qf|Johnny Tightlips}} This is it, Tony. You did the worst thing a mob boss could ever do. Care about somebody else.
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{{qf|Louie}} We'll never turn on Tony! He's my cousin!
{{qf|Legs}} I thought he was my cousin!
{{qf|Louie}} Well, he's somebody's cousin. And in this world, that's what counts.
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{{qf|Legs}} I'm not afraid to say it. If this keeps up, I'm calling HR.
{{qf|Louie}} You mean Harry the Rat? He's buried right over there.

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