Editing Good Cop, Bart Cop!/Quotes

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{{qf|[[Eddie]]}} So what caused the riot?
{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} This punk convinced a birthday party of five-year-olds that our Krusty Kids' Meals were made with real kids!
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I was just telling them what the Internet told me.
{{qf|Krusty}} The only kids we use are goats... And that's just their horns! We grind them up as seasoning in the curly fries!
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} This is your thirteenth strike, Bart! Here's the deal. You can go to Juvenile Hall...
{{qf|Bart}} [Gulp!]
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} ...Or you can join the police in a new crime-fighting division called "Kid Cops!"
{{qf|Bart}} Say what now?
{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Hi, partner!
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Ralphie's birthday wish was to be a police officer, but I don't want him doing this alone... He's not the brightest bulb in the pack!
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{{qf|Bart}} So that's my choice? Juvie or hanging out with Ralph?
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Well?
{{qf|Bart}} I'm thinking, I'm thinking!
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} ''[in thought bubble]'' Remember, if Ralphie gets hurt in any way, you're off to juvie!
{{qf|Bart}} You didn't say that before!
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} ''[in thought bubble]'' I forgot. That's why I'm saying it in your thoughts now!
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{{qf|Bart}} Don't look down that alley unless you've got a strong stomach, kid!
{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Please! Arrest me and take me anywhere with a shower!
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{{qf|Ralph}} Hey! Why are you riding girls' bikes?
{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} We are?!!!
{{qf|[[Dolph Starbeam]]}} Aaah! Jump off!
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{{qf|Bart}} Why were you purring when you were asleep?
{{qf|Ralph}} I dreamed I was a kitty cop!
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{{qf|Ralph}} I play by my own rules in [[Scrabble]] because I can't remember the real ones. Whoever eats the most vowels wins!
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{{qf|Ralph}} Yay! It's Kid Cops Two! The Squeakquel!

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