Editing The Simpsons: Tapped Out Stonecutters content update

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'''''The Simpsons: Tapped Out'' Stonecutters content update''' is the '''fifty-third content update''' of ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It introduced [[the Stonecutters]] to Tapped Out. It was released on June 3, [[2014]]. <!--It also gave users who missed [[Nighthawk Diner]] a new chance to buy it for {{cash|15000}}.-->

== Characters ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Name}}
{{TH|Cost}}
{{TH|Unlock message}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 1.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|[[Number 1]]}}
{{TB|Unlocks by building the Stonecutter Lodge}}
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Number 1 New Character.png|300px]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 51.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|[[Number 51]]}}
{{TB|{{Donut|100}}}}
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Number 51 New Character.png|300px]]}}
}}
===Skins===
{{Table|
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Name}}
{{TH|Cost}}
{{TH|Unlock message}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 2.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|{{ap|Number 2|Stonecutters}}}}
{{TB|{{Donut|60}}}}
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Number 2 New Character.png|300px]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 5.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|[[Number 5]]}}
{{TB|{{SCE|28000}}}}
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Number 5 New Character.png|300px]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 12 Stonecutters.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|{{ap|Number 12|Stonecutters}}}}
{{TB|{{SCE|28000}}}}
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Number 12 New Character.png|300px]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 14.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|[[Number 14]]}}
{{TB|{{SCE|28000}}}}
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Number 14 New Character.png|300px]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 21 Stonecutters.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|{{ap|Number 21|Stonecutters}}}}
{{TB|Solve 1 Sacred Parchment riddle}}
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Number 21 New Character.png|300px]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 22 Stonecutters.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|{{ap|Number 22|Stonecutters}}}}
{{TB|Solve 10 Sacred Parchment riddles}}
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Number 22 New Character.png|300px]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 29.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|[[Number 29]]}}
{{TB|{{SCE|14000}}}}
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Number 29 New Character.png|300px]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 36.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|[[Number 36]]}}
{{TB|{{SCE|4000}}}}
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Number 36 New Character.png|300px]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 50.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|[[Number 50]]}}
{{TB|{{SCE|18000}}}}
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Number 50 New Character.png|300px]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 59.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|[[Number 59]]}}
{{TB|Solve 20 Sacred Parchment riddles}}
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Number 59 New Character.png|300px]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 66.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|[[Number 66]]}}
{{TB|Solve 15 Sacred Parchment riddles}}
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Number 66 New Character.png|300px]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 67.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|[[Number 67]]}}
{{TB|Solve 15 Sacred Parchment riddles}}
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Number 67 New Character.png|300px]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 79.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|[[Number 79]]}}
{{TB|{{SCE|18000}}}}
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Number 79 New Character.png|300px]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 85.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|[[Number 85]]}}
{{TB|{{SCE|10000}}}}
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Number 85 New Character.png|300px]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 111.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|[[Number 111]]}}
{{TB|Solve 5 Sacred Parchment riddles}}
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Number 111 New Character.png|300px]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 314.png|75px]]}}
{{TB|[[Number 314]]}}
{{TB|{{Donut|12}}}}
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Number 314 New Character.png|300px]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 600.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|[[Number 600]]}}
{{TB|{{SCE|10000}}}}
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Number 600 New Character.png|300px]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 908.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|[[Number 908]]}}
{{TB|Unlocks in Game of Stones Pt. 2}}
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Number 908 New Character.png|300px]]}}
}}

== Buildings ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Image|width=150px}}
{{TH|Name}}
{{TH|Building time}}
{{TH|Costs}}
{{TH|Task}}
{{TH|Character(s) unlocked when built}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutter Lodge Tapped Out.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Stonecutter Lodge]]}}
{{TB|16h}}
{{TB|{{Cash|2000}}}}
{{TB|Keeping Secrets}}
{{TB|[[Number 1]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutter Daycare Center Tapped Out.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Stonecutter's Daycare Center|Stonecutter Daycare Center]]}}
{{TB|24h}}
{{TB|{{Cash|250000}}}}
{{TB|Teaching Children the Occult}}
{{TB|}}
{{TBT|[[File:Abandoned Store Tapped Out.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Abandoned Store]]}}
{{TB|6s}}
{{TB|{{Donut|30}}}}
{{TB|Being Abandoned}}
{{TB|}}
}}

== Decorations ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Image|width=150px}}
{{TH|Name}}
{{TH|Costs}}
{{TBT|[[File:Hieroglyph Wall Tapped Out.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Hieroglyph Wall}}
{{TB|{{Cash|500}}}}
{{TBT|[[File:Tube Slide Tapped Out.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Tube Slide}}
{{TB|{{Cash|2500}}}}
{{TBT|[[File:All Seeing Eye Tapped Out.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|All Seeing Eye}}
{{TB|{{Donut|100}}}}
{{TBT|[[File:Sacred Parchment Tapped Out.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Sacred Parchment}}
{{TB|{{SCE|1450}}}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chest of Sacred Artifacts Tapped Out.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Chest of Sacred Artifacts}}
{{TB|{{Donut|55}}<br>{{SCE|6500}}}}
{{TBT|[[File:Money Pool Tapped Out.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Money Pool}}
{{TB|{{SCE|14000}}}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stone of Triumph Tapped Out.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Stone of Triumph}}
{{TB|{{SCE|22500}}}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutter Table Tapped Out.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Stonecutter Table}}
{{TB|{{SCE|31500}}}}
{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Satan's Anvil.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Satan's Anvil}}
{{TB|{{SCE|35000}}}}
{{TBT|[[File:Ark of the Stonecovenant Tapped Out.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Ark of the Stonecovenant}}
{{TB|Solve 24 Sacred Parchment riddles}}
}}
==Item Origins==
{{Table|
{{TH|Item|width=35%}}
{{TH|Episode}}
{{TBT|Number 36, Number 66, Number 600, Number 5, Number 67, Number 79, Number 314,<br>Number 2, Number 12, Number 14, Number 21, Number 22, Number 29, Number 50,<br>Number 59, Number 85, Number 111, Number 908, Stonecutter Table}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]", "[[All Singing, All Dancing]]" (archive footage), "[[The Simpsons Take the Bowl]]" (archive footage)}}
{{TBT|Number 51}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]", "[[All Singing, All Dancing]]" (archive footage), "[[Treehouse of Horror X]]" (opening sequence), "[[The Simpsons Take the Bowl]]" (archive footage)}}
{{TBT|Number 1}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]", "[[All Singing, All Dancing]]" (archive footage), "[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]",<br>"[[My Fare Lady]]" (opening sequence), "[[The Simpsons Take the Bowl]]" (live acted and archive footage)}}
{{TBT|Stonecutter's Daycare Center, Abandoned Store, Stonecutter Tunnel, All Seeing Eye,<br>Stone of Triumph, Ark of the Stonecovenant, Sacred Parchment,<br>Chest of Sacred Artifacts, Money Pool}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}}
{{TBT|Stonecutter Lodge}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]", "[[All Singing, All Dancing]]" (archive footage), ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'', "[[The Simpsons Take the Bowl]]" (archive footage)}}
{{TBT|Satan's Anvil}}
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}
{{TBT|Hieroglyph Wall, Tube Slide}}
{{TB|[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]] exclusive}}
}}

==Prizes==
===Emblem Prizes ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Image|width=200px}}
{{TH|Object}}
{{TH|Unlocked after collecting}}
{{TBT|[[File:Sacred Parchment Tapped Out.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Sacred Parchment}}
{{TB|{{SCE|1450}}}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 36.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Number 36}}
{{TB|{{SCE|4000}}}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chest of Sacred Artifacts Tapped Out.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Chest of Sacred Artifacts}}
{{TB|{{Donut|55}}<br>{{SCE|6500}}}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 85.png|100px]] [[File:Number 600.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Number 85 and 600}}
{{TB|{{SCE|10000}}}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 29.png|100px]] [[File:Money Pool Tapped Out.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Number 29 and the Money Pool}}
{{TB|{{SCE|14000}}}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 50.png|100px]] [[File:Number 79.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Number 50 and 79}}
{{TB|{{SCE|18000}}}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stone of Triumph Tapped Out.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Stone of Triumph}}
{{TB|{{SCE|22500}}}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 5.png|100px]][[File:Number 12 Stonecutters.png|100px]][[File:Number 14.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Number 5, 12, and 14}}
{{TB|{{SCE|28000}}}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutter Table Tapped Out.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Stonecutter Table}}
{{TB|{{SCE|31500}}}}
{{TBT|[[File:Satan's Anvil Tapped Out.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Satan's Anvil}}
{{TB|{{SCE|35000}}}}
}}

===Sacred Parchment Prizes ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Image|width=200px}}
{{TH|Object}}
{{TH|Unlocked after completing}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 21 Stonecutters.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Number 21}}
{{TB|1}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 111.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Number 111}}
{{TB|5}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 22 Stonecutters.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Number 22}}
{{TB|10}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 66.png|100px]] [[File:Number 67.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Number 66 and 67}}
{{TB|15}}
{{TBT|[[File:Number 59.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Number 59}}
{{TB|20}}
{{TBT|[[File:Ark of the Stonecovenant Tapped Out.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Ark of the Stonecovenant}}
{{TB|24}}
}}

===Puzzles===
{{Table|
{{TH|Image|width=150px}}
{{TH|Date}}
{{TH|Puzzle}}
{{TH|Answer}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutters June 3.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|June 3}}
{{TB|A pointy-haired girl yearns to play her favorite instrument.}}
{{TB|Make Lisa Play the Sax}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutters June 4.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|June 4}}
{{TB|Eight hungry children, fed by an overworked shopkeep.}}
{{TB|Make Apu Feed the Octuplets}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutters June 5.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|June 5}}
{{TB|A celebrity gets the monkey off his back.}}
{{TB|Make Krusty Walk Mr. Teeny}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutters June 6.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|June 6}}
{{TB|A young boy searches doggedly for his loved one.}}
{{TB|Make Milhouse Find Puppy Goo Goo}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutters June 7.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|June 7}}
{{TB|Getting out in nature is an admirable pursuit, in principle.}}
{{TB|Make Skinner Go Bird Watching}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutters June 8.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|June 8}}
{{TB|Great Scott! It's an instrument of war!}}
{{TB|Make Willie Play the Bagpipes}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutters June 9.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|June 9}}
{{TB|The worst costume ever is the one you make yourself.}}
{{TB|Make Comic Book Guy Cosplay}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutters June 10.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|June 10}}
{{TB|What's black and white and carried all over?}}
{{TB|Make Moe Smuggle Endangered Species}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutters June 11.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|June 11}}
{{TB|A revered pastime derails your preconception of religion.}}
{{TB|Make Lovejoy Ride Scale Train}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutters June 12.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|June 12}}
{{TB|Two wheels transport the son of a king.}}
{{TB|Make Martin Ride A Bike}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutters June 13.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|June 13}}
{{TB|It would be criminal to skip this art lesson.}}
{{TB|Make Marge Teach Art Classes}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutters June 14.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|June 14}}
{{TB|Four wheels transport the son of a Greek poet.}}
{{TB|Make Bart Skateboard}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutters June 15.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|June 15}}
{{TB|The serpent has a mane that must be maintained.}}
{{TB|Make Snake Comb Your Bitchin' Hair}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutters June 16.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|June 16}}
{{TB|Daddy needs a new pair of size 30 shoes!}}
{{TB|Make Krusty Visit The Track}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutters June 17.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|June 17}}
{{TB|Secrets that aren't hidden are a waste.}}
{{TB|Make Mr. Burns Hide Nuclear Waste}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutters June 18.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|June 18}}
{{TB|A Flaming Moe has a liquor-ish sting.}}
{{TB|Make Smithers Whip It}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutters June 19.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|June 19}}
{{TB|Pyromaniacs love learnding!}}
{{TB|Make Ralph Burn Things}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutters June 20.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|June 20}}
{{TB|Now that's a spicy squeezebox!}}
{{TB|Make Luigi Play The Accordion}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutters June 21.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|June 21}}
{{TB|Mandela manipulates a modern mandolin.}}
{{TB|Make Nelson Play the Guitar}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutters June 22.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|June 22}}
{{TB|He communicates with his ancestors in Norse Code.}}
{{TB|Make Carl Honor his Icelandic Heritage}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutters June 23.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|June 23}}
{{TB|You can't put a price on love, but you can always buy a heart.}}
{{TB|Make Dr. Hibbert Deal Organs on the Black Market}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutters June 24.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|June 24}}
{{TB|Five-letter word for a grumpy, old woman. Second letter: "G."}}
{{TB|Make Agnes Do Crossword Puzzles}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutters June 25.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|June 25}}
{{TB|A musical offering you cannot refuse.}}
{{TB|Make Fat Tony Play The Violin}}
{{TBT|[[File:Stonecutters June 26.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|June 26}}
{{TB|A missing limb sounds like bad genes.}}
{{TB|Make Herman Sell Counterfeit Jeans}}
}}

==Gameplay==
====Game of Stones Pt. 1====
{{Table|
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|What?! Moe ran out of beer?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Impossible! That's like Miley Cyrus running out of tounge poses!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Apu, two cases of your cheapest beer! Nothing fancy, just something to make me woozy and bloated.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|I would love to sell you dangerous quantities of alcohol.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Especially since you always stumble back later for snackcakes, lotto tickets and those adult diaper wipes.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|But all the bottles of alcohol in my store mysteriously exploded. And the walls behind the alcohol have mysteriously developed baseball bat dents.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|So there's no booze in this whole town? Oh God! I'll be forced to face it sober!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|None of my ideas will seem brilliant!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|George Lopez won't be funny at all!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Hooded Figure Icon}}
{{TB|Psst, I know how you could have enough alcohol to ruin TWO livers...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'll do anything you say, hooded figure I just met!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Hooded Figure Icon}}
{{TB|Re-build the Stonecutter Lodge!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|That's right! They had a microbrewery, champagne fountain and bourbon jacuzzi!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Hooded Figure Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, The Stonecutters invented alcoholism as a way to control "cool people".}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And for that, I am forever grateful. I shall build the What-cha-ma-callit Lodge!}}
{{THT|The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 1" which is to "Build the Stonecutter Lodge". It takes 16 hours.|colspan=2}}
}}

====Game of Stones Pt. 2====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Number 1? YOU were the hooded figure? But I thought you quit The Stonecutters to form the No Homers Club?}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Regrettably, the No Homers lost their clubhouse in the nuclear super-accident.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I don't know how many times I'm gonna have to say this but:}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Sor-ry!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, well, I'd like to be a Stonecutter again.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, but you have to do what I say. The birthmark on my butt says I'm your leader.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|I prefer to think of it as your upper thigh.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Do what you gotta do.}}
{{THT|The player gets a new skin to Homer which is "Number 908". Then the player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 2" which is to "Make Number 908 Be the Chosen One". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, everyone! Look at The Sacred Texts! I never noticed this part here, scrawled in purple crayon!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|"In the event of nuclear meltdown, the NEW leader shall be he who holds the sacred purple crayon!" Oh look, I have it right here!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I don't know... that crayon looks more like a deep plum.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|It also says Homer gets to keep the title of "Chosen One" and the fancy hat and... uh... this "Doors of Europe" calendar.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Woohoo! It's a deal! There's a bunch of unused months on this!}} 
}}

====Game of Stones Pt. 3====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Number 1, you may be the leader of The Stonecutters but these days all of us take our orders from...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|The Sky Finger.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|The Sky Finger places all our buildings and sends us on our jobs.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Often while he's supposed to be working no less.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I shan't be doing this Sky Finger's bidding.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Sky Finger! Obey MY command! "open-bracket COLLECT underscore FROM underscore HOUSES close-bracket"}}
{{THT|The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 3" which is to "Collect from Houses ''(x5)''".|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|How did you learn the code to make the Sky Finger do THAT?!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*shrug*</nowiki> I know a lot of nerds.}}
}}

====Game of Stones Pt. 4====
{{Table|
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Stonecutters! It is time to step forward in our march toward Global Domination!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Let us read now from the ancient prophecy to learn what must be done.}}
{{TBT|Message}}
{{TB|HINT: All Kids in Springfield now have a new job you can use to complete Number 1's task!}}
{{THT|The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 4" which is to "Solve Number 1's Task". The first Number 1's task is "Send a Youngster to Drink an Extra Cold Squishee" it takes 60 minutes.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|What?! How would that help you conquer the world?}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|When young brains freeze, it causes an insatiable appetite for following orders.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*gasp*</nowiki> You are more evil than I imagined. Fortunately, our kids are too smart for that. They'd never fall for—!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm, I suddenly really want to drink a Squishee.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*screams*</nowiki>}}
}}

====Game of Stones Pt. 5====
{{Table|
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Now carefully and thoughtfully place the Sacred Parchment. It is the most hallowed artifact of The Stonecutters.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|More essential to us than the fragment of the cross, the holy folder of take-out menus and the rack for our pool table.}}
{{THT|The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 5" which is to "Build Sacred Parchment".|colspan=2}}
}}

====Game of Stones Pt. 6====
{{Table|
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|There is no better opiate of the masses than shiny, new trinkets.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|This chest of artifacts will distract attention from our darkest machinations. Like jingling car keys when giving a baby a shot.}}
{{THT|The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 6" which is to "Build Chest of Sacred Artifacts".|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ooo, let see what's in our treasure chest!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Holy hand grenade...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|ring with writing on it that makes me want to punch people...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|used shroud with some bearded dude's face burned in...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*moans*</nowiki> There's nothing good in here!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|This jeweled cup is too wide for drinking. Still, I guess I can use it.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Oh my God! I think that's the Holy Grail!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Now it's Daddy's ice cream bowl.}}
}}

====Game of Stones Pt. 7====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Number 600...}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|That's my number, don't wear it out! Heh, heh.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|I need the membership to come together for a very important meeting.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|I want you to make an announcement and then stand by the bar to make sure no one gets too drunk.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|That's exactly what I do every day at school!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Don't be glib. It doesn't work for you.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|I was just thinking the same thing.}}
{{THT|The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 7" which is to "Build Willie's Shack", "Make Number 908 Attend a Secret Meeting", "Make Number 36 Attend a Secret Meeting", "Make Number 600 Attend a Secret Meeting", and "Make Number 85 Attend a Secret Meeting". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|My brothers in stone, it is good to see you all once again assembled in this lodge.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|The Springfield Stonecutters are growing in their power. The time has come to use our strength to take over the Shelbyville chapter...}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|...and then the WORLD!}}
}}

====Game of Stones Pt. 8====
{{Table|
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|These Stonecutter meetings are so stressful. No one cowers in my presence. People make eye contact.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Lenny actually said, "How's it goin'?" to me. And because he outranks me I was compelled to tell him!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I don't know how you non-richies handle the nobody-ness of it all.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|We're used to it, sir. Shall I prepare the relaxation pool?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Yes. A little dip will do me good.}}
{{THT|The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 8" which is to "Build Cooling Towers", "Build Money Pool", and "Make Number 29 Take a Dip in the Money Pool". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
}}

====Game of Stones Pt. 9====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Number 908, we would like to honor you for re-building our beloved lodge.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I would say that you guys shouldn't have... but I think you really probably should.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Attach the Stone of Triumph to The Chosen One!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|D'oh!}}
{{THT|The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 9" which is to "Build Stone of Triumph" and "Make Number 908 Wear the Stone of Triumph". It takes 10 hours.|colspan=2}}
}}

====Game of Stones Pt. 10====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Now we begin our siege of the Shelbyville Chapter.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|We will sneak into their Lodge, steal their booze then frame the Shelbyville chapter's leader for the crime.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, do you think you can handle this?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Sure, I'm pretty stealthy when I'm not dragging around a rock.}}
{{THT|The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 10" which is to "Make Number 908 Steal Steal Liquor from Shelbyville Stonecutters". It takes 10 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Mizzion Accompwished! Permission to say: "hic".}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Homer! You're back? But where is all the liquor you were supposed to steal?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I've cleverly hidden it all *hic* in my, whacha-call, liver.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Shhhhhh. *wink*}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|How on earth could you drink that much alcohol?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'll tell you the secret, c'mere...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I need to go to a hospital now.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Bye-bye. Blackie-outie...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|...}}
}}
====Game of Stones Pt. 11====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|At last, the Stonecutter table! It looks as glorious as it once--wait, what's this?}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|"Homer Rules!" Number 908, did you write on our beautiful table?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I am the Chosen One, so I do kind of rule...}} 
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Sand it off. And then place it. We've got some singing to do!}}
{{THT|The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 11" which is to "Build Stonecutter Table", "Make Number 908 Sing the Stonecutter Song", and "Make Number 36 Sing the Stonecutter Song". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
}}

====Game of Stones Pt. 12====
{{Table|
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|To ensure our continued success, we've commissioned a monument to honor the dark lord!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Behold, Satan's Anvil!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|What?! So the Stonecutters are actually a secret satanist society?}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Actually no. I'm afraid of satan - gives me the heebie-jeebies.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|I just think it would look really badass to have a 120 foot stone devil in our courtyard.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Amen! Looking cool is my religion, too!}}
{{THT|The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 12" which is to "Build Satan's Anvil".|colspan=2}}
}}

====The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 1====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Dad? What have you been up to lately?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I certainly haven't been helping a madman brainwash the world, if that's what you're insinuating.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm, the townspeople have been acting very strange lately. This looks like a job for Lisa Simpson, Meddling Kid!}}
{{THT|The player receives "The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 1" which is to "Make Lisa Look for Clues". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|This is interesting: some sort of... stone. Its edges are straight as if it had been... cut.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|And there's something etched onto the surface. I've seen this symbol before, but where?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Lisa? You know you're talking to yourself, right?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, I'm figuring out a mystery!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|OOh, that's fine then. The doctor says as long as you KNOW there's no one there, you're still considered normal.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|...}}
}}

====The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 2====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I need to find out more about this symbol. This calls for a trip to the library.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|And while I'm there, I'll see if they got that new translation of War and Peace. I mean, a girl's got to have some fun!}}
{{THT|The player receives "The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 2" which is to "Build Springfield Library" and "Make Lisa Research the Symbol". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Strange. This symbol pops up at turning points in American History.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Here it is at a pilgrim settlement.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Here it is at the Battle Of Gettysburg.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Here it is when that Real Housewife, Nene, got cast on an actual TV show and--}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*gasp*</nowiki> Dad?! What are you doing in the library?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Uh... I'm certainly not reading this giant book about witchcraft and Masonic Lodges!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'll just put this back on the bottom shelf...}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Dad! When you bend over, your pants slide down and the whole library can see your butt cr--}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|OH MY GOD!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Your birthmark! It's the symbol!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I call it my Stonecutter mark.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|The Stonecutters! Of course! Now I just have to figure out--}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Dad, please! Pull your pants up and your shirt down.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Aw, you sound just like your mother.}}
}}

====The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 3====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, I need you to break into the Stonecutter Lodge. It's illegal and Mom and Dad can't know about it.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|You had me at "it's illegal."}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Great. We'll do it after Mom and Dad fall asleep.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|You're coming? This better not be one of those things that's supposed to make us "bond" as brother and sister.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|No! I swear this is just about committing a crime!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Although, I can't guarantee that I won't feel closer to you after it's all done.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|If you do, keep it to yourself.}}
{{THT|The player receives "The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 3" which is to "Make Bart Steal Stonecutter Documents" and "Make Lisa Steal Stonecutter Documents". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Good, we've photographed all their secret files. Let's get out of here.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Right after I finish this sandwich...}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|No! That's just stealing! We're not going to—Ooh, is that Portobello mushrooms and hummus?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Well, seeing as how we've already broken and entered... Gimme that!}}
}}

====The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 4====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, we've completed our little caper, now comes the fun part: Reading through the documents and analyzing the data!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Yes. That does sound fun.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I'll read in my room. With the sound of a very loud video game to cover the noise of all my, you know, analyzing.}}
{{THT|The player receives "The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 4" which is to "Make Lisa Deduce the Stonecutter Plot" and "Make Bart "Help" Lisa". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Bart! I've figured it out. The leader of The Stonecutters is keeping all the people of Springfield distracted with inane tasks!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Huh? Sorry, I wasn't listening -- I was Paintballing in the Brown House.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Well, while you and everyone else are pre-occupied, Number 1 is going to pass a law that gives control of Springfield to The Stonecutters!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Holy cats! We saved the town! High-five, Sister! Dang! We are so good at figuring out crap!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|WE? All you did was shoot Nerf darts at my door and sent me videos of yourself farting. I'm taking the credit for this one!}}
}}

====The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 5====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I'll show Lisa she can't take all the credit just 'cause she did all the work.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Number 1! I'm the son of a Stonecutter. Doesn't that automatically make me a Stonecutter, too?}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Listen, little boy, the rules have become somewhat fluid since the dawning of the magic purple crayon.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|And soon, I alone will decide who is "automatically" anything.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Not after my sister tells the town about your stupid law-changing plan!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|She knows about that?}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Find out what else your sister knows. After all, you are automatically one of us, right, Lil Stonecutter?}}
{{THT|The player receives "The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 5" which is to "Make Bart Spy on Lisa". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
}}


====The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 6====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Number 1, Lisa is planning a big rally! She's made a bunch of Anti-Stonecutters signs!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Pfft. A semi-satanic lodge with absolute power can't be taken down by hand-drawn signs!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|They're not hand-drawn. She printed them on her computer and glued them to really sturdy cardboard.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Oh. Okay, those you're going to have to destroy. They sound like they would really "pop."}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I don't know. That seems kind of mean.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Come now, Bart, have you any idea the benefits of powerful friends?}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|You could trade in Milhouse for a sidekick who is every bit as subservient but less asthmatic and not afraid of birds.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|It's like you overheard my birthday wish.}}
{{THT|The player receives "The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 6" which is to "Make Bart Sabotage Lisa's Plan". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Bart! What are you doing? Why are you throwing paint-filled water-balloons at my signs?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I didn't enjoy doing this, Lisa...}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Well, the ones I threw from the roof did look pretty cool when they exploded.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|But I had to betray you in order to achieve a higher goal...}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Betraying Milhouse.}}
}}

====The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 7====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I did what you wanted. Now give me my Stonecutter outfit and new sidekick.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, yes, you'll receive all membership materials when you turn 21 and are able to actually be in the lodge.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|No fair! It'll take forever just to turn 11. I'm never going to turn 21!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|A lodge is no place for a child. We serve alcohol and occasionally our servers dance out of their blouses.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Fine. I'll see myself out.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Through your secret archives!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|That's the long way out, but suit yourself.}}
{{THT|The player receives "The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 7" which is to "Make Bart Plot Revenge on Stonecutters". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
}}
====The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 8====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|What do you want, Bart? Are you here to paint-balloon my saxophone?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I'm here to apologize. And to give you information to help you take down The Stonecutters.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I'm not sure I accept your apology.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|But I will accept your information. What'cha got?}}
{{THT|The player receives "The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 8" which is to "Make Bart Share Plans with Lisa". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|The Stonecutters don't allow women and children to join...}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|...so all we have to do is get women and children to vote against the Stonecutter law! That's brilliant!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I was going to say we build an "adult-man-killing"-robot. But your idea sounds less messy... and more possible.}}
}}

====The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 9====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Unfortunately, there aren't many women and children in Springfield since the explosion. And most of them are Premium characters.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|No worries. We have plenty of disguises. All the women and kids can vote a bunch of times!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|That's one of those ideas that is so stupid it just might work.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I get those a lot!}}
{{THT|The player receives "The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 9" which is to "Make Women and Children Vote Against Stonecutter Law ''(x20)''". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|The proposition has failed by a landslide!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|What?! But then all our plans have been thwarted!!!!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|We have underestimated the political influence of child-sized pirates and the bearded women who wipe their faces.}}
}}

====The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 10====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|We managed to keep those power-hungry wolves at bay.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|But how can we remain vigilant when we're constantly distracted by texts, celebrity nip slips and electronic candy?}}
{{TBT|Message}}
{{TB|Perhaps, for a few minutes a day, you should take a break from your devices. Just to make sure you're not being controlled by a secret organization.}}
{{Tapped Out EA Icon}}
{{TB|Please ignore the previous message. Everything is fine. Never stop playing. Here are some donuts to squelch any doubt.}}
{{THT|The player receives "The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 10" and is rewarded with {{Donut|20.}}|colspan=2}}
}}

====Quash Those Who Trespass Against Us====
{{Table|
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Who are those dudes in the creepy hoods?}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Good lord! It's The Order! The sworn enemy of The Stonecutters!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|In times past, The Stonecutters and The Order were allies. But they were torn apart by a disagreement over chopstick etiquette.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB| We must tap them before they tap us.}}
{{TBT|Message}}
{{TB|Tap the Robed Figures walking around town to remove them from your town and earn bonus Emblems!}}
{{THT|The player receives "Quash Those Who Trespass Against Us". |colspan=2}}
}}
====Trust No One====
{{Table|
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Now, we must spy on Other Springfields to learn what they know about us.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Why? We've always gotten along. Sending Valentines and Christmas cards and playfully vandalizing each other.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, but each Springfield now has a version of me. And I know for a fact that I've got it in for me.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|This twisty thinking is making me sleepy. Can we make the Sky Finger do our spying? I'm going to nap.}}
{{TBT|Message}}
{{TB|Visit Other Springfields and use Friend Actions to Spy on them for bonus Emblems!}}
{{THT|The player receives "Trust No One".|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Excellent spying, Sky Finger! Information should flow free and be available to all.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Except OUR information. We don't need anybody being all up in our stuff! Stop other people from spying on us!}}
{{TBT|Message}}
{{TB|Stop any attempts to spy on your Springfield. The faster you do it, the more Emblems you'll earn!}}
}}

====It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 1====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|Pulse rate normal in all three hearts. Skin clammy and deep green. Fingertip tentacles still sucky...}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|I appear unaffected by the nuclear blast that obliterated Springfield.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|Commencing celebration protocol. Imbibing fungal excrement commonly referred to as "beer."}}
{{THT|The player receives "It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 1" which is to "Make Number 51 Drink Fungal Excrement". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hey there! Fellow beer lover, huh?}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, I find fungal excrement pleasant in taste and similar in color to human urine.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Now you're making ME thirsty!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|Sit with me and I will purchase your glass of drink for you.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You are the classiest friend I've ever had!}}
}}
====It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 2====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|My heart lights are fading – I require sustenance!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Sustenants? Eh, I'm not really into ethnic foods. Let's grab a Krusty Burger. That'll light your heart right up!}}
{{THT|The player receives "It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 2" which is to "Make Number 51 Consume Engineered "Meat" Product". It takes 1 hour.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hey there! Fellow beer lover, huh?}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|This "burger" contains no organic matter whatsoever. It is mostly cow-flavored shredded plastic.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|That's right. Everybody SAYS they support recycling, but no one puts their money where their mouth is.... by which I mean, eat used plastic bottles.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Complain all you want –no refunds!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|You've misunderstood me, Clown. The twin aromas of floor cleaner and burnt hair remind me of Martian cuisine.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|My compliments to the gas cloud who prepares your foodstuffs.}}
}}

====It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 3====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|These Krusty Burgers have made me homesick. They have also given me cramps in two of my stomachs.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|I shall call my mothership and report on my marital status and whether or not I am wearing sunscreen.}}
{{THT|The player receives "It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 3" which is to "Make Number 51 Phone Home". It takes 1 hour.|colspan=2}}
}}


====It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 4====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, you are my friend and so it is with heavy heart that I tell you the mothership is coming to take me back to Mars.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|Also, they plan to enslave all of humankind.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Great! 'cept... I'm not listening 'cause... TV is on...}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|Your apathy is troubling. However, you have given me an idea. Scooch over!}}
{{THT|The player receives "It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 4" which is to "Make Number 51 Watch Old B-Movies". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|That movie made no sense! If water kills aliens why would they invade a planet that is 71% ocean?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ooh look, there's a sequel. Shall we watch it?}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|Nuke another bag of kettle corn and hand me a throw blanket, we are watching this bad boy!}}
}}

====It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 5====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|I have devised a plan to save your planet!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, good! I don't want to die or see my loved ones die.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|I shall edit footage from horror movies to convince the Martian War Council that Earth has already been conquered.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Really? That doesn't seem like a very good plan. Maybe I'll just hide behind my loved ones.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|I forgot to mention, I have mad editing skills.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh. Then we should be fine.}}
{{THT|The player receives "It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 5" which is to "Make Number 51 Create Invasion "Documentary"". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
}}

====It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 6====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Why are you working so hard to save the Human Race?}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|I have developed a deep affection for your flawed but noble species.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|Also, I have a gift certificate for a spa day that I have not used yet. I do not want it to go to waste.}}
{{THT|The player receives "It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 6" which is to "Make Number 51 Send Invasion "Documentary" to the Mothership". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Did your plan work?}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|They believed that the footage was of another alien race conquering this planet.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Woo hoo!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|However, that did not discourage them from wanting to conquer the earth themselves.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|D'oh!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|But the romantic subplot between divorced federal agents who reignite their passion made the council think that humans would be too annoying to deal with.}}
}}

====It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 7====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|To Earth, its wonderful peoples and heavenly hot stone massages!}}
{{THT|The player receives "It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 7" which is to "Make Number 51 Drink Fungal Excrement", "Make Number 51 Consume "Meat" Product", and "Make Number 51 Watch TV". It takes 1, 8 and 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|So is nobody going to say how strange it is that a Martian is just wandering around Springfield?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|We have leprechauns that poop money and run away if you tap them – nobody thinks that's weird.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I actually do... but I see your point.}}
}}

====For Your Security====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|The town has gotten so big its hard to find people when I need to hit them up to buy church raffle tickets.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Well, Marge, you can always use the Town Census.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|But a Census just tells you where people live, it doesn't know where people are at all times.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Er, uh, actually the new NSA-ified census knows where everyoneis and what they are doing all er, uh, time.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm, I'm sure that has sinister repercussions I should consider...}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|But I can't get past how much easier raffle sales are going to be! Yay!}}
{{TBT|Message}}
{{TB|You can now use the Town Hall to spy... er... find anyone in your Springfield!}}
{{THT|The player receives "For Your Security" which is to "Use the Town Census to Find Someone".|colspan=2}}
}}

====The Ark of the Stonecovenant Pt. 1====
{{Table|
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|It is foretold that whosoever completes the 24 Sacred Tasks will unlock the untold riches of... The Ark of the Stonecovenant!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|This looks like a bunch of kid-drawings. And not like a Lisa-kid-drawing, like a Bart or below.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Those are ancient hieroglyphs dating back to the very first Stonecutters.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|To unlock the secrets of the parchment and open the Ark, one must possess great intellect or be super into puzzles and stuff.}}
{{TBT|Message}}
{{TB|Tap on the Sacred Parchment to view the tasks available to you and try solve the pictogram puzzles. New puzzles unlock each day.}}
{{THT|The player receives "The Ark of the Stonecovenant Pt. 1".|colspan=2}}
}}

====The Ark of the Stonecovenant Pt. 2====
{{Table|
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|At last, the treasure of the Ark is within my grasp!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, wait, wait, I thought the person who figured out the puzzle got the treasure.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, well, we're all going to be richer once the Ark is opened.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Whether we simply share in the experience of opening it or whether we grab handfuls of things and run away.}}
{{THT|The player receives "The Ark of the Stonecovenant Pt. 2" which is to "Build Ark of the Stonecovenant".|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|There's just a piece of paper in here. We've been "One Tin Soldiered!"}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|What?! Let me see!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB| "True wealth is measured by the number of people who call you friend."}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|That is bulls*&*t!!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|The chest it came in is kind of nice. Sturdy.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Oh goodie! We got a new box!}}
}}

====Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 36====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Number 36, I have a task of the utmost importance.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Lay it on me, I owe you guys for "taking care" of that little incident between Mr. Teeny and Barack Obama's dog.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Like every powerful secret society, The Stonecutters are highly dependent on a subsidy from the Corn lobby.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|We need you to sell corn in your restaurants.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Dude, everything in my restaurant is made of corn and some kind of adhesive. The buns, the pickles, even the Laughy Meal toys.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Excellent. Now figure out a way to double that.}}
{{THT|The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 36" which is to "Make Number 36 Promote Corn-sumerism". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
}}

====Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 600====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Skinner, as Chosen One I'm ordering you to alter some records at the school.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|But Chosen One, I could lose my job for tampering with school records.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|Besides, Bart needs to learn that his actions have consequences.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Who said anything about the boy? I want you to make Lisa's "F" in Physical Education go away.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|Lisa?! Anything for her!}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|Her test scores are the only thing that keeps us from having to put quotation marks around the word "school."}}
{{THT|The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 600" which is to "Make Number 600 Tamper with School Records". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Oh my goodness! I'm going to be presented with an award for excellence. I'll to have to shift some things around on my award shelf.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB| Wait, this can't be right. It says I'm getting an award for outstanding performance in Physical Education?!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Ooh, I'll bet those Stonecutters are behind this.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Still. An award is an award. I better go scrunch some trophies closer together.}}
}}

====Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 85====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Ach! It's great being a Stonecutter, but I hate having to wear this silly robe.}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|How kin ye feel like a man when ye're wearing a floor-length gown?}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Ah bet with a few alterations Willie could turn this girly dress into a manly skirt!}}
{{THT|The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 85" which is to "Make Number 85 Fashion Robes into a Kilt". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
}}

====Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 21====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, having a cocktail with the guys.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|It's nice to not be the booze monkey who has to jump every time someone says, "I need another beer!"}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|I need another beer!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Moe, could you shamble down to the basement and fetch another keg?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Why me? I outrank a lot of these guys!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|I know, but the kegs are large and must be carried on one's back. We need a man with a good hump between his shoulders.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Well, okay. I guess it's nice to be wanted for my body.}}
{{THT|The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 21" which is to "Make Number 21 Restock the Stonecutter Keggery". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
}}

====Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 50====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|You asked to see me, O great 1?}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Ah yes, Number 50, I'm embarrassed to say I've had a few more parking tickets.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|But how? You have the ultimate parking sticker. You can park anywhere. Even in your office building.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|We had to change all kinds of building codes to let you drive through the lobby like that.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, but although I'm usually allowed to park near hydrants, I cannot when firemen are actively fighting an apartment fire.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|It looks like they cited you for "parking on top of their hoses." And for your car being on fire. I'll take care of these right away.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|And I'll make sure those firemen get only the worst fires from now on!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|You needn't bother.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|But you know that thing where women think all firemen are sexy?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe not so much for those guys.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Got it.}}
{{THT|The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 85" which is to "Make Number 50 Dispose of Parking Tickets". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
}}

====Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 111====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Where am I? Why am I wearing this robe? Who put this chicken wing in my hand?}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB| You are a Stonecutter, this an event planning meeting and you were giving the "ice" report.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Good. Thank you, Number 111.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|You know, in my day we didn't need ice! Room temperature – that was the latest craze!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, dear God...}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Back then, we worked hard to out-racist each other and developed new and exciting ways to explain away science...}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|We must review our retirement/euthanasia policy.}}
{{THT|The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 111" which is to "Make Number 111 Reminisce How Things Were Better". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
}}

====Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 22====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Hello Number 22, my dear friend! How are you enjoying your mayorship?}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|I am loving it. Thank you. It was the most amazing Secret Santa gift anyone could hope for.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|I'm just glad you like it. While I'm here, would it be possible to get some by-laws passed?}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Whatever you want. Just tell my girl.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Don't you want to look these over? Some of them are rather nefarious.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Then peddle it somewhere else because I have a responsibility to my constituents.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Good one, 22! Those improv classes are paying off.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Did I, er, say it right? Constituents? That's a word, isn't it?}}
{{THT|The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 22" which is to "Make Number 22 Sneak in a Bylaw". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
}}

====Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 66====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|I bring grim tidings, Your 1-ness.}}
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Lisa Simpson and her Anti-Stonecutter rallies have gotten a lot of people asking questions about this thing of ours.}}
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|I'm afraid the network is feeling pressured to take a closer look at The Stonecutters.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Looks like this town needs a little distraction. Perhaps a fear-inducing crackpot theory or three.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Think you can handle that?}}
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|If I can't, then I don't deserve to call myself a small market local newscaster.}}
{{THT|The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 66" which is to "Make Number 66 Broadcast "Crackpot" Theories". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Tonight: Is the moon slowly killing us?}}
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Also, does the color of your pants affect your ability to father a child?}}
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Later, we'll learn about pets who turn against their owners in the third part of our series: "Terror In The Hamster-ball"}}
}}

====Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 2====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Oh Number 2, masterminding evil plots has really taken its toll on me.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|You just need a little perking up. I'll schedule a liver transplant for you.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Is my liver failing?!}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|No, but it's nice to have new stuff.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Well, all right. But aren't there waiting lists for these sorts of things?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Pshaw! You let me worry about that.}}
{{THT|The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 2" which is to "Make Number 2 Re-jig Waiting Lists". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
}}
====Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 59====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Smithers's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Number 59, I notice that when the other members talk you seem to pay very close attention.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Not to every member, just the distinguished ones like Mr. Burns... and you.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Would you mind taking minutes during our next meeting?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|I'll hang on your every word.}}
{{THT|The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 59" which is to "Make Number 59 Take Meeting Minutes". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
}}

====Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 12====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lenny's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|Man, being in a secret cult is the best!}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|It ain't gonna be secret much longer if you keep inviting people to join.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|Do you really want all these idiots to get in?}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|No! I hate them all. I don't want any of them to get in. It's just...}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|I think I'm addicted to hazing.}}
{{THT|The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 59" which is to "Make Number 12 Haze Initiate". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
}}


====Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 14====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Carl's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Lenny, they want me to pose for the cover of the Stonecutter's Annual Report!}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|Do you think they asked you because they're getting heat for not allowing women and they're trying to seem more... inclusive?}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|No! They chose me cause I'm photogenic.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|Though they want me to pose in a wheelchair and wear a shirt that says, "Trans-gender".}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|Work it, Girl!}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|You know I will.}}
{{THT|The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 14" which is to "Make Number 14 Do Stonecutters Publicity Piece". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
}}

====Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 314====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Frink's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|Number 314, I need you to build a "doomsday" weapon.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|We're the only secret organization without one and it's getting embarrassing.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Certainly. There are basically two ways we could go...}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|There is implosion, with the sucking and whooshing and everyone crowded into a teeny-tiny speck...}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Or there is explosion with the booms and the flashes and everything gets waaaay more spread out... very roomy...}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|I leave the choice to you. Have fun with it!}}
{{THT|The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 314" which is to "Make Number 314 Create a Doomsday Weapon". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Good glay-vin! I've done it! I've built a device which will alter the universe as we know it!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}
{{TB|How does it work?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|It's a "What if?" device. I simply set it to: "What if the big bang missed?" and everything changes.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Until we use it we won't know exactly what happens.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|We could be erased from existence or we could look the same but with noses right next to our butts. Which would be... bad, too. Ahoyvin.}}
}}

====Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 79====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Disco Stu's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon}}
{{TB|Lodge Brothers from other Lodge Mothers. I've brought you the gift of disco.}}
{{Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon}}
{{TB|Dance floor, strobe, and DJ – everything to make this a Boogie Night.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But we're all dudes. Who are we going to dance with?}}
{{Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon}}
{{TB|Turn the lights down as low as they go and you can't see that you're dancing alone!}}
{{Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon}}
{{TB|That's what Disco Stu does every night.}}
{{Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon}}
{{TB|Every. Single. Night.}}
{{Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon}}
{{TB|Disco Stu just realized he has crippling depression.}}
{{THT|The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 79" which is to "Make Number 79 Host Disco Night at the Lodge". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
}}
====Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 67====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Arnie Pye's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Hello Number 67.}}
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}}
{{TB|Gah! Every time I hear my name it reminds me that Brockman, that overpaid hairstyle, is one rank higher than me!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|You know, if you were able to, er uh, snarl traffic in the district of my political rival, I may be able to, er-uh, bump you up a few numbers.}}
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}}
{{TB|If there's one thing I'm good at, it's ruining someone else's day. Traffic, get ready to stand still!}}
{{THT|The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 67" which is to "Make Number 67 Redirect Traffic Flow". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}}
{{TB|I did it! Now give me my new number!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|You idiot! You taunted Brockman the whole time. On the air! You used my name!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Now I have to get an aide to change their name to Quimby so I can pin the rap on them.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|I'm starting to think that punishing commuters for petty slights committed by their elected officials might not be, er ah, worth it.}}
}}

====Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 5====
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|Well, Homer, looks like you saved the best for last!}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|You better believe that's a paddlin'!}}
{{THT|The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 5" which is to "Make Number 908 Get Paddled". It takes 16 hours.|colspan=2}}
}}

==Number 1's tasks==
Each of Number 1's four daily tasks is rewarded with {{SCE}}. The reward is reset at midnight each day. If completed before midnight, one task gives {{SCE|150}}, 2 tasks gives {{SCE|200}}, 3 tasks gives {{SCE|250}}, and 4 tasks gives {{SCE|400}} for a possible total of {{SCE|1,000}} per day.
===Task===
{{Table|
{{THT|1 hour task}}
{{TH|Group}}
{{TBT|Drink Extra Cold Squishee}}
{{TB|Glutton, Dimwit, Youngster}}
{{TBT|Eat A Gulpwich}}
{{TB|Glutton, Dimwit, Youngster, Kook, Pessimist}}
{{TBT|Buy Overpriced Coffee}}
{{TB|Enterpreneur, Celebrity, Civil Servant, High Roller, Kook, Pessimist, Senior}}
{{TBT|Disco In The Bad Dream House}}
{{TB|Brainiac, Entrepreneur, Celebrity, Civil Servant, Criminal, Glutton, High Roller, Dimwit, Youngster, Kook, Pessimist, Saint, Senior}}
{{TBT|Take Guided Volcano Lair Tour}}
{{TB|Brainiac, Entrepreneur, Celebrity, Civil Servant, Criminal, Glutton, High Roller, Dimwit, Youngster, Kook, Pessimist, Saint, Senior}}
{{THT|2 hour task}}
{{TH|Group}}
{{TBT|Study The Bible}}
{{TB|Criminal, Saint}}
{{TBT|Attempt Atomic Fission (Requires Super Collider)}}
{{TB|Brainiac}}
{{TBT|Get A Laughy Meal Toy}}
{{TB|Brainiac, Entrepreneur, Celebrity, Civil Servant, Criminal, Glutton, High Roller, Dimwit, Youngster, Kook, Pessimist, Saint, Senior}}
{{TBT|Repent}}
{{TB|Entrepreneur, Celebrity, Civil Servant, Criminal, Glutton, High Roller, Pessimist, Saint}}
{{TBT|Pick Up Mysterious Panel}}
{{TB|Brainiac, Entrepreneur, Celebrity, Civil Servant, Criminal, Glutton, High Roller, Dimwit, Youngster, Kook, Pessimist, Saint, Senior}}
{{TBT|Watch An Action Flick}}
{{TB|Brainiac, Entrepreneur, Celebrity, Civil Servant, Criminal, Glutton, High Roller, Dimwit, Youngster, Kook, Pessimist, Saint, Senior}}
{{THT|4 hour task}}
{{TH|Group}}
{{TBT|Clean Up The Brown House}}
{{TB|Brainiac, Entrepreneur, Celebrity, Civil Servant, Criminal, Glutton, High Roller, Dimwit, Youngster, Kook, Pessimist, Saint, Senior}}
{{TBT|Give To Charity}}
{{TB|Entrepreneur, High Roller, Pessimist, Saint}}
{{TBT|Trade In Action Figure Collection}}
{{TB|Youngster, Kook}}
{{TBT|Write Fan Fiction}}
{{TB|Brainiac, Kook}}
{{TBT|Chat With Old People}}
{{TB|Glutton, Saint, Senior}}
{{TBT|Eat A Bombe Cuisine}}
{{TB|Brainiac, Celebrity, Glutton, High Roller, Dimwit, Kook}}
{{THT|6 hour task}}
{{TH|Group}}
{{TBT|Hide In Simpsons Basement}}
{{TB|Celebrity, Criminal, Kook, Pessimist}}
{{TBT|Milk A Cow}}
{{TB|Entrepreneur, Celebrity, Civil Servant, Criminal, High Roller, Dimwit, Youngster, Kook, Pessimist, Saint, Senior}}
{{TBT|Take A Math Quiz}}
{{TB|Brainiac, Entrepreneur, Celebrity, Civil Servant, Criminal, Glutton, High Roller, Dimwit, Youngster, Kook, Pessimist, Saint, Senior}}
{{TBT|Get Frisked}}
{{TB|Entrepreneur, Celebrity, Criminal, Kook, Pessimist}}
{{TBT|Appear On A Chat Show}}
{{TB|Brainiac, Entrepreneur, Celebrity, Civil Servant, Criminal, High Roller}}
{{TBT|Complain To A Doctor}}
{{TB|Brainiac, Glutton, Kook. Pessimist, Senior}}
}}

==Character Groups==
{{Main|The Simpsons: Tapped Out Character Groups}}

== Sources ==
*{{TOUI|Overview_en.htm|Overview}}

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