Editing Dark Lisa/Quotes

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{{qf|[[Lunchlady Doris]]}} Psst! Kid! Hurry up and get her a vegetarian meal before she has Skinner and the PTA on my back.
{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} ...Vegetarian?
{{qf|Lunchlady Doris}} Somethin' with no meat in it!
{{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} No meat... Okay... Bean's aren't meat. Is fish meat? Hmm... My Catholic aunt can't eat meat on Fridays around Easter, she must be vegetarian... But she does eat fish so... Fish isn't meat.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Meat germs! Meat germs! Get some disinfectant! Get some iodine! Soap! Water! Aaugh!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Aren't we a little young for a film about the facts of life? I mean, I'm only in second grade!
{{qf|[[Miss Hoover]]}} With the amount of growth hormone and estrogen they're putting in our meat and dairy foods these days, you girls probably hit puberty in kindergarten. But, better late than never.
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} In any case, Lisa. We can't have you tracking perfectly good chili all over the girl's locker room.
{{qf|Lisa}} I didn't track it! It was dumped on me!
{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Don't you raise your voice to me, Bart.
{{qf|Lisa}} My name is Lisa!
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{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Lisa Vegemaritan, Lisa Vegemaritan!
{{qf|Lisa}} Hrrrrmmmm! That's vegetarian!
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{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} [Sigh] Physical abuse no longer thrills me. I need to take bullying to a higher level, but how?
{{qf|[[Jessica Lovejoy]]}} Sounds like you could use a few pointers, Nelson. Wanna know how to dish out mental anguish with the force of a clique of girls?
{{qf|Nelson}} keep talkin', baby.
{{qf|Jessica}} You're baaad, Nelson Muntz... And I like it.
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{{qf|Jessica}} Great entrance, "Shirley Dimple". Don't you know everyone can see your underpants?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Oh no! I only meant to scare the bullies. But with my awesome power I accidentally wiped out the whole school! What do I do?
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Before you turn my pate into paté, my dear, I suggest you hear me out. It was I who gave you your special power. For years, I've been sending out cans of nuclear processed fish in hopes of creating a being such as you. It was the combination of nuclear fish, your vegetarian blood, and constant teasing that caused the spectacular mutation. With you powering my turbines, I will become the wealthiest power magnate in the world!!

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