Editing 1001 Arabian Nuts/Quotes

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{{qf|[[Clancy Wiggum]]}} Your blind date is here, your highness.
{{qf|[[King Momar Sharyar]]} She is? well, send her in!
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Hello.
{{qf|King Sharyar}} Aw nuts! they was supposed to blind ya! Sorry about my ugly royal mug.
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{{qf|Marge}} So what do you want to do on our date?
{{qf|King Sharyar}} Dinner, a show, then I'll try to put the moves on you, you'll reject me, and I'll have you executed!
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{{qf|[[Homer Simpson|Homer Genie]]}} Look at me! I haven't had a thing to drink in a thousand years!
{{qf|[[Aladdin]]}}Then you should have a drink!
{{qf|Homer Genie}} Wish number one has been granted!
{{qf|Aladdin}} Hey!
{{qf|Homer Genie}} Genie rule number one! No take backs!
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{{qf|Aladdin}} I'm a widower! My wife was the only woman I'd ever want to see in a cage. Wait, forget I said that!
{{qf|Homer Genie}} Wish number three granted! I'll forget this conversation!
{{qf|Aladdin}} That's not fair. That was my last wish!
{{qf|Homer Genie}} What's not fair? You've only used two wishes as far as I remember!
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{{qf|[[Maude]]}} Wait until my mother hears what you were up to while I was gone!
{{qf|Aladdin}} Your mother? But she's dead!
{{qf|Maude}} And I expect you to bring her back as well!
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{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Um... excuse me, sit.
{{qf|[[Apu Baba]]}} Yes?
{{qf|Nelson}} Do you have the latest edition of Distraction Magazine?
{{qf|Apu Baba}} I do not believe such a magazine exists.
{{qf|Nelson}} Really? Okay, bye!
{{qf|Apu Baba}} Thank you, come ag--Hey!
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{{qf|[[Jimbo]]}} Man, carrying all this stuff was easier when we had forty thieves.
{{qf|Nelson}} Well, the other thirty-six wanted medical and dental, so we had to let them go!
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{{qf|Jimbo}} I recognize those sandal prints! It's Apu Baba, the shopkeeper!
{{qf|[[Dolph]]}} You recognize sandal prints?
{{qf|Jimbo}} I admire a good pair of shoes! So what?
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{{qf|Apu Baba}} What a mess! Sesame! Clean up on aisle one!
{{qf|Nelson}} Sesame?
{{qf|[[Sesame]]}} Sorry, boss, but he offered both medical and dental!
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{{qf|[[Sinbart]]}} You guys see any cash floating in the ocean?
{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Nope!
{{qf|[[Martin]]}} Not yet, oh captain, my captain!
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{{qf|[{Akira]]}} Excuse me! I am the chief chef to the emperor of [[Japan. He's grown bored with our food and is looking for a new taste sensation. What do you call this culinary creation of yours?
{{qf|Sinbart}} Hmm... Raw fish with seaweed on rice? I call it a taco!
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{{qf|Milhouse}} So, Sinbart, does this island have riches?
{{qf|Sinbart}} Well, there's good news, bad news, good news, bad news, and good news.
{{qf|Milhouse}} What's the good news?
{{qf|Sinbart}} The island is covered in giant diamonds!
{{qf|Milhouse}} What's the bad news?
{{qf|Sinbart}} It's guarded by giant snakes!
{{qf|Milhouse}} And the good news?
{{qf|Sinbart}} There are giant snake-eating bird!
{{qf|Milhouse}} And the bad news?
{{qf|Sinbart}} The birds eat people, too!
{{qf|Milhouse}} And the good news?
{{qf|Sinbart}} They filled up on Martin! Let's go!
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{{qf|Wiggum}} Don't be sad. You don't have to feel guilty!
{{qf|Marge}} Oh, I don't. I came here to assassinate him for executing my sisters after their dates with him.
{{qf|Wiggum}} Well, great plan killing him with your dull story!
{{qf|Marge}} My plan was to wait until he was asleep, transform into an elephant, and stomp him to death.

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