Editing Manger Things/Quotes

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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Okay. So, Homer and I were going to the office [[Christmas]] party.
{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} I had just lost my last adult tooth, which they say is worth thousands.
{{qf|Marge}} Grampa. This is my story.
{{qf|Grampa}} Fine.
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{{qf|Marge}} Listen, before we go, I want to ask you a favor. Don't drink at the office party.
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} But then it just becomes a meeting.
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{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Marge. Marge, Marge, Marge, Marge. When will you ever settle down?
{{qf|Homer}} What the...?
{{qf|Lenny}} Hey, Marge, want to rub shoulders?
{{qf|Homer}} Cover yourself up and quit hitting on my wife.
{{qf|Lenny}} Oh, so now she's your wife.
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{{qf|Marge}} So, if you're all partying, who's running the plant?
{{qf|Lenny}} We got a dog that barks when a light goes red.
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} On, Slasher! On, Gasher! On, Mangey and Nips 'Em! On, Stalker! On, Vicious! On, Rabid and Rips 'Em!
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{{qf|[[Raphael]]}} Uh, aren't you gonna get out?
{{qf|Homer}} No, just drive me around in circles, please.
{{qf|Raphael}} Oh, sorry. You have to order an Uber Sad for that.
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{{qf|Homer}} Isn't a church supposed to offer sanctuary?
{{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} I'll tell you what. Quote one Bible verse, and I'll let you in.
{{qf|Homer}} Um... "There once was a man from Judaea who said to my wife, 'If I pay ya...'"
{{qf|Rev. Lovejoy}} And no.
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{{qf|Rev. Lovejoy}} Well, there is one person that takes the homeless, lost dogs, even grocery bags carried off by the wind.
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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Look, Maude. God blessed us with another mouth to feed.
{{qf|[[Maude Flanders]]}} More like a sinkhole that likes french fries.
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{{qf|Ned}} Maude, when I look in that man's face, I see Jesus.
{{qf|Maude}} When you look at everything, you see Jesus. I bet you're seeing Jesus right now.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Where's Daddy?
{{qf|Marge}} Um, he-he won't be back for a while.
{{qf|Lisa}} It's okay. I love Bart. I love Bart. I love Bart. I love Bart.
{{qf|Bart}} And I love Lisa.
{{qf|Bart and Lisa}} I love you, I love you, I love you.
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{{qf|Ned}} Homer, would you like to say grace?
{{qf|Homer}} I'd rather just eat.
{{qf|[[Rod Flanders]]}} No grace? Then I'm gonna let my hair grow natural.
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{{qf|Rod}} What's a jackass?
{{qf|Ned}} It's a silly person, Roddy.
{{qf|Rod}} Daddy, you're a jackass.
{{qf|Homer}} Sheesh. The mouth on that kid.
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{{qf|Bart}} God, I don't know if you could do this, but I want a different father.
{{qf|Homer}} I'm home.
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{{qf|Maude}} Oh, the baby's coming. Oh, wh-where's your father?
{{qf|Rod}} He's delivering Christmas turkeys to the poor.
{{qf|Maude}} That selfish jerk.
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{{qf|Homer}} Let's bring another angel into this world. Perfectly normal. Eight fingers and eight toes.
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{{qf|Maude}} Give me my baby!
{{qf|Homer}} I guess it is mostly yours.

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