Editing Simpson family

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[[File:Simpson Family.png|thumb|151px|The Simpson family: [[Marge]], [[Lisa]], [[Maggie]], [[Homer]], and [[Bart]]]]
The '''Simpson family''' is one of the main families in [[Springfield]], as well as the protagonist family of ''[[The Simpsons]]''. The first known Simpson was [[Sven Simpson|Sven]]. Many families married in to the Simpson family and the Simpsons, in turn, married into many. Through marriages such as this, it is possible to trace a link between one of [[Springfield's State|the state]]'s richest and well-known family, the [[Burns family]].

== History ==
[[File:Simpson family s29.png|thumb|left|Artwork of the Simpson family from [[season 29]]]]
[[File:Simpson family s27.png|thumb|right|Artwork of the Simpson family from [[season 27]]]]
[[File:Simpson family water.png|thumb|left|Artwork of the Simpson family from [[season 24]]]]
The first known Simpson was [[Sven Simpson|Sven]]. He married [[Claretta Simpson|Claretta Elthridge]] and had two children. One of them, [[Rupert Simpson|Rupert]], married [[Winifred Running Simpson|Winifred Running Goat]], a Native American. They had five children, which included [[Trixie Simpson|Trixie]] and [[Garwood Simpson|Garwood]]. Trixie married [[Gaylord Stemple]], and they had three children. Garwood married [[Clowta Stillman]], and they had four children. [[Howland Simpson|Howland]] married [[Gabby Crouse]], and they had five children: [[Lou Simpson|Lou]], [[Dulcine Simpson|Dulcine]], [[Hugo Simpson I|Hugo]], [[Gaston Simpson|Gaston]], and [[Old Tut Simpson]]. Lou married [[Zorina Ovadia]], and they had three children: [[Eckhardt Simpson|Eckhardt]], [[Bob Simpson|Bob]] and [[Twyla Schedeen|Twyla]]. Twyla married [[Woody Schedeen]] and had two daughters [[Fernice Krupp|Fernice]] and [[Ingrid Schedeen|Ingrid]]. Eckhardt married [[Griselda Johnson]] and had four children: [[Verna Simpson|Verna]], [[Vern Simpson|Vern]], [[Eckhardt Simpson II|Eckhardt]], and [[Lotus Simpson|Lotus]].

Old Tut Simpson married [["Happy" Simpson|"Happy" Dinsdale]], and they had four children, including [[Orville Simpson|Orville]]. Orville married [[Yuma Hickman]]. They had [[Abraham Simpson]] and his brothers. They moved back to the US, and Abraham met [[Mona Simpson|Mona]]. They had Homer, who married Marge Bouvier and had [[Bart Simpson|Bart]], [[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]], and [[Maggie Simpson|Maggie]]. Abe also had an affair with an unknown cRNY woman, which resulted in [[Herb Powell|Herb]], adopted by the Powell family, and a short affair with [[Edwina]] during WWII, which resulted in [[Abbey]].
[[File:Simpson family s30.png|thumb|left|Artwork of the Simpson family from [[season 30]]]]
=== Relatives with an unknown/unclear position in the family tree ===
* [['Sueing' relative]]
* [[Boris Simpson]] – Homer's great-uncle
* [[Dr. Simpson]]
* [[Francine Simpson]] - Homer's cousin
* [[Hortense Simpson]] – Bart or Homer's aunt or great-aunt.
* [[Hurt leg relative]]
* [[Jug band manager]]
* [[Millionaire actor]]
* [[Virgil Simpson]] – (Possibly Homer's great-great-great grandfather)
* [[Mabel Simpson]] - Homer's great-great-great grandmother. Possibly the same person as [[Clowta Stillman]].
* [[Hiram Simpson]] - Mabel's ex-husband and [[Eliza Simpson]]'s father. Possibly the same person as [[Garwood Simpson]]. May or may not be related to the Simpsons, depending on [[Abraham Simpson|Abe]]'s story about Virgil's accuracy.
* [[Abraham Simpson I]] – Homer's great-great grandfather and allegedly Virgil and Mabel's son. Possibly the same person as [[Howland Simpson]].
* [[Eliza Simpson]] – Hiram Simpson's daughter, [[Milford Van Houten]]'s wife and [[Milhouse Van Houten]]'s great-great-great-great-great-grandmother.
* [[Bart-Beard the Pirate]] – Distant ancestor of the Simpsons. May or may not be related to the Simpsons, depending on the accuracy of Abe's story about Virgil.
* [[Prison snitch relative]]
* [[Abigail Simpson]]
* [[Fester Simpson]] – Uncle of either Homer or his children.
* [[Jessica Simpson]] – Cousin of either Homer or his children.
* [[Valerie Togasaki]] – Cousin of either Homer or his children.
* {{ap|Cathy|Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson}} – Cousin of either Homer or his children.
* [[Beggar relative]]
* {{ap|Homer|Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment}} – A thief who lived in 1200 B.C. and ancestor of Homer Simpson.



Sex:
Homer and Marge have loads of sex, fights , arguments and if they get angry with eachother they have 'angry sex' this is not appropriate for children under 12 years old it is pegi 12.
Bart who is the eldest child is 10 and all ways gets detention they call him 'el barto'.
Lisa who is 8 is a musician and good at studying is younger than Bart they call her 'litle know it all'.
Maggie who is the youngest in the Simpson family has not got a name is 1/2 no one knows (except from Google)
Marge is all ways cleaning,cooking and washing (like a slave) and also is a very protective mum.
Homer who is obese eats and eats and doesn't cook,clean,wash... He doesn't take care of his family except his mum, who abandoned him.
Abe who is Homers father has been in war and everyone finds it boring, Homer and Abe have a ... Unique relationship (in a bad way).
Homer and Marge have touched eachother everywhere, Homer has touched her boobs and Virginia and Marge has touched his penis and seen it, both of them. They had sex in public millions of times and in parties. KIDS CAN NOT WATCH THIS WITHOUT PERMISSION.

== Non-canon relatives ==
*[[Hugo Simpson]] – Bart's twin brother
*[[Maggie Simpson, Jr.]] – Maggie's future daughter
*[[Maggie's daughter]] - Maggie's future daughter
*[[Cyrus Simpson]] – Grampa's older brother
*[[Jim Simpson]] – A boxer
*[[Zia Simpson]] – Lisa's future daughter
*[[Lisa and Nelson's children]] - Lisa's imaginary children
*[[Milhouse Van Houten]] – Lisa's future husband
*[[Ralph Wiggum]] - Lisa's future husband
*[[Kang]] – Maggie's "real" father 
*[[Skippy Simpson]] – Bart Simpson's future son
*[[Jiff Simpson]] – Bart Simpson's future son
*[[Bart Simpson, Jr.]] - Bart Simpson's imaginary son
*[[Dream Simpson sister]] - Bart's imaginary future sister
*{{ap|Homer Simpson|Call Me Homer}}– According to Abe, he is Homer Simpson's great-great-great-grandfather.

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